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We have a shop in Kharkov for the restoration of pillows.
 Work there two young pretty girl Yana and Lena. Frequently asked questions & quot; How much is your service? & quot; they are used to answer: "From ten to fourteen hryvnia depending on the size." What does this phrase has already become a reflex.
 Once back from lunch, about the workshop, the girls are faced with two little tipsy guys Caucasian origin.
 Hot Caucasians obviously looking for female affection and accustomed to immediately take the bull by the horns, blocking the way the girls asked, "Devachki! work? ".
After receiving an affirmative answer, ask, "How much does it cost? "Ian is not a moment's hesitation, patter shot: ten to fourteen hryvnia, depending on the size ...
 When the first shock in the Caucasus was, they decided to find out the details. Absolutely not understanding what was going on, trying to explain the retarded (stunned) customers principle calculation, removing Lena inch neck size pillow shows first 60 cm - it's worth twelve (!!!) then 70 cm - it's worth FOURTEEN.
With open mouths and faces Downey, Caucasians tried to comprehend heard. To persuade the guys in the need for services, Lena added, "We fry your feathers ultraviolet».
 When Caucasians turned and almost ran retreated to the girls began to dawn, what services were interested mountaineers.

Author Fat Pooh