Long live the old lady !!

Last time, I began to annoy calls lovely grandmother, who demanded an explanation from me about what that medication or something like that.
 Proterpev data calls somewhere for a month, I started to strain specific. And yesterday, the next question is, "God's dandelion»:
 - Ale is a pharmacy? I would find out about a drug ...... I boil finally started a old lady questioning.
 I - Where did you get my phone number?
 Granny - Here on the box. And joyful voice dictates my number.
 I - What medication? Granny obediently calls ...
 I patiently explained that I was not a pharmacy and drugs do not trade, and mentally hang Director of the firm's legs. I decided to get to the bottom.
 Name manufacturer has found a company in the internet. But there is nowhere my phone were not specified. "All chudesatee and chudesatee" - I thought. The son, who also got pretty grandmother decided to go to the pharmacy and look at the most magical box ......
I imagine my surprise when the pharmacy, choking with laughter rang son and said something, after which I became hysterical.
 Attention!!!
 - Mom, you would not believe !!! (Homeric laughter in a tube). They call on the barcode !!!
 (below the bar code, the first seven digits, fully replicate our home phone)
 Our grandmothers, best grandma in the world !!!

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