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Ironic Reflections of Mikhail Zhvanetsky on Men and Women
It is impossible to listen without emotion to what Mikhail Zhvanetsky says! Bright and inimitable satirist And the performer of his own literary works has long won the hearts of millions of viewers and readers.
Almost every one of his witty statements later became an aphorism. Today's edition. "Site" I have decided to introduce you, dear reader, to the ironic reflections of Mikhail Zhvanetsky about men and women. His sense of humor and subtlety of perception of this world can only be envied!
Mikhail Zhvanetsky Man is a profession. A woman is a calling. And vice versa!
“Men, don’t be offended, okay? Someone had to say it! – Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky began his story.
“Women are better than us. They are smarter, more beautiful, more agile and better adapted to life. In addition, they still manage to live longer. Any man is a beneficiary.
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And we have a lot of benefits, we just don’t think about it. We don’t have to get up 60 minutes early to draw our faces and get our kids to school. A man can come around the corner, and she has to look for the toilet.
He can not officially shave his legs and armpits, do not need to check every 5 minutes how he looks. We are allowed to sweat, swear, snore, sleep on the bus. Two women come to the theater or to a concert - a common thing. Do you often see a couple of guys in a concert hall unless they're blue?
In concert halls, theaters, and lectures, the majority are women. Where are most men? On football, in prison, in a mental hospital, in a sobering up... Women have no time to do these things.
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Men are the weaker sex. They drink more, smoke more, die earlier, are more prone to heart disease, depression.
We guys have a calendar to drink, don't we? Imagine: wait, every month, when it will come, a week to suffer, and you will not tell anyone or complain. Someday a wise law will be established: every month a woman has three days off without giving reasons.
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And reduced working hours. They still have two working days: at home and at work. Women perform 70% of all work in the world and receive 30% of all wages. To be honest, they need twice as much... There's only one makeup, pantyhose and stuff I'm not talking about. Have you guys ever tried running after a trolley bus with studs in a tight skirt?
Boys, don't think I'm a traitor to the man's cause, but there's also popular folly besides folk wisdom. And men make it up. Take the Indian custom of burning widows. Feet mutilation of girls in China, female circumcision in Africa, veils and chachwans - all these mockery of women men invented.
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Who came up with an insulting saying: “A man in 60 is a boy, and a woman in 60 is an old woman”? The man in the morning put on jeans, they are all day at work, in the evening in them – to the restaurant, at night – to the mistress. In case of what, he will serve 15 days in them, go out and go to work. You can bury him in them. And she has to come home, change her shoes, change her clothes and a bunch of other things we don't even know about.
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Do you agree with Mikhail Mikhailovich?
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What about the mind? When a man first meets a woman, he pays attention to her ass, and she pays attention to what is in his head. So who's smarter? No woman would run after a man just because his legs are beautiful. They want something more important from us. Money, position in society, intelligence.
Behind every successful man is the woman who created this success. So who's smarter? The legend of the stupidity of blondes was invented by men they did not give.
Take emigration at least. While the Jewish husband ponders why his Russian wife brought him here, she has already learned the language, got a job, bought an apartment for herself and her parents, put her children in school and found a local husband who does not whine every day: how good it was there and how bad it was here.
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A comedian has nothing to say. Only women’s laughter can be heard on the stage. Any artist will tell you that. To men either later comes or does not reach at all.
There can be no world without women. What about no men? Sooner or later they will figure out how to do without us. So appreciate them before it's too late, love them, wear them on your hands.
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A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on Mar 3, 2020 at 9:39pm PST
Advice A for lovers of good cinema I suggest to familiarize yourself with a selection of French comedies with which you will not be bored. With an interesting and unpretentious plot, a good game of great actors. These movies are positive for a week!
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A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on Dec 26, 2019 at 8:39am PST
In the sketches of Mikhail Mikhailovich, everyone recognizes himself, although, perhaps, we sometimes do not really want to.
Personally, I laughed from the heart, for which a huge Thanks to Mikhail Zhvanetsky. Excellent written, witty and, most importantly, truthful. I read and understand that it is so!
Almost every one of his witty statements later became an aphorism. Today's edition. "Site" I have decided to introduce you, dear reader, to the ironic reflections of Mikhail Zhvanetsky about men and women. His sense of humor and subtlety of perception of this world can only be envied!
Mikhail Zhvanetsky Man is a profession. A woman is a calling. And vice versa!
“Men, don’t be offended, okay? Someone had to say it! – Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky began his story.
“Women are better than us. They are smarter, more beautiful, more agile and better adapted to life. In addition, they still manage to live longer. Any man is a beneficiary.
View this post on Instagram
A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on Mar 22, 2020 at 10:49pm PDT
And we have a lot of benefits, we just don’t think about it. We don’t have to get up 60 minutes early to draw our faces and get our kids to school. A man can come around the corner, and she has to look for the toilet.
He can not officially shave his legs and armpits, do not need to check every 5 minutes how he looks. We are allowed to sweat, swear, snore, sleep on the bus. Two women come to the theater or to a concert - a common thing. Do you often see a couple of guys in a concert hall unless they're blue?
In concert halls, theaters, and lectures, the majority are women. Where are most men? On football, in prison, in a mental hospital, in a sobering up... Women have no time to do these things.
View this post on Instagram
A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on Jun 4, 2020 at 9:38pm PDT
Men are the weaker sex. They drink more, smoke more, die earlier, are more prone to heart disease, depression.
We guys have a calendar to drink, don't we? Imagine: wait, every month, when it will come, a week to suffer, and you will not tell anyone or complain. Someday a wise law will be established: every month a woman has three days off without giving reasons.
View this post on Instagram
#Zhvanetsk #Mikhailzhvanetsky #duty country #Moscow #Russia #Odessa #Sanktpeterburg #Kazan #Tatarstan #humor #satiric #best jokes #humor #sssr #oldschool #likeforlikes #followers #selective humor
A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on May 21, 2020 at 10:20pm PDT
And reduced working hours. They still have two working days: at home and at work. Women perform 70% of all work in the world and receive 30% of all wages. To be honest, they need twice as much... There's only one makeup, pantyhose and stuff I'm not talking about. Have you guys ever tried running after a trolley bus with studs in a tight skirt?
Boys, don't think I'm a traitor to the man's cause, but there's also popular folly besides folk wisdom. And men make it up. Take the Indian custom of burning widows. Feet mutilation of girls in China, female circumcision in Africa, veils and chachwans - all these mockery of women men invented.
View this post on Instagram
A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on Mar 30, 2020 at 11:10pm PDT
Who came up with an insulting saying: “A man in 60 is a boy, and a woman in 60 is an old woman”? The man in the morning put on jeans, they are all day at work, in the evening in them – to the restaurant, at night – to the mistress. In case of what, he will serve 15 days in them, go out and go to work. You can bury him in them. And she has to come home, change her shoes, change her clothes and a bunch of other things we don't even know about.
View this post on Instagram
Do you agree with Mikhail Mikhailovich?
A post shared by Thought Quotes humour (@parapsi) on Jun 21, 2020 at 3:16am PDT
What about the mind? When a man first meets a woman, he pays attention to her ass, and she pays attention to what is in his head. So who's smarter? No woman would run after a man just because his legs are beautiful. They want something more important from us. Money, position in society, intelligence.
Behind every successful man is the woman who created this success. So who's smarter? The legend of the stupidity of blondes was invented by men they did not give.
Take emigration at least. While the Jewish husband ponders why his Russian wife brought him here, she has already learned the language, got a job, bought an apartment for herself and her parents, put her children in school and found a local husband who does not whine every day: how good it was there and how bad it was here.
View this post on Instagram
A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on Mar 17, 2020 at 11:45pm PDT
A comedian has nothing to say. Only women’s laughter can be heard on the stage. Any artist will tell you that. To men either later comes or does not reach at all.
There can be no world without women. What about no men? Sooner or later they will figure out how to do without us. So appreciate them before it's too late, love them, wear them on your hands.
View this post on Instagram
A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on Mar 3, 2020 at 9:39pm PST
Advice A for lovers of good cinema I suggest to familiarize yourself with a selection of French comedies with which you will not be bored. With an interesting and unpretentious plot, a good game of great actors. These movies are positive for a week!
View this post on Instagram
A post shared by Mikhail Mikhailovich Zhvanetsky (@michael_zhvanetsky) on Dec 26, 2019 at 8:39am PST
In the sketches of Mikhail Mikhailovich, everyone recognizes himself, although, perhaps, we sometimes do not really want to.
Personally, I laughed from the heart, for which a huge Thanks to Mikhail Zhvanetsky. Excellent written, witty and, most importantly, truthful. I read and understand that it is so!
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