Stinging and wise quotes Michael Zhvanetskogo

Zhvanetskiy - one of those writers who manage to give an uncluttered mind, sarcastic and totally complete form. And most importantly, in his sketches, each recognizes himself - though perhaps not that we would love to.

Today Website I have chosen the most striking statements and aphorisms beloved satirist.

About the life history of hard to get, but it is easy to plunge. Fortune smiles brave ... And then laughs at them for a long time! Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any amount. The highest degree of embarrassment - two views encountered in the keyhole. An optimist believes that we live in the best of all worlds. The pessimist is afraid that the way it is. Everything is going well, just past. Forbidden things there, there are things non-recommended. Do you want everything at once, and you get nothing and gradually. In the beginning was the Word ... But, judging by the developments further word was unprintable. All day awake all night do not eat - of course you get tired ... Wisdom does not always come with age. It happens that age comes alone. Any car will last until the end of life, if you go quite dashing. The most unfortunate animal - octopus. He and legs from the ears, and hands of assholes, and asshole itself - with ears. It is better to engage in labor with love, than to make love work. Only in birthday you know how much unnecessary things in the world. A clear conscience - a sign of a bad memory. Happy is it? At different times, this question answered in different ways, but always - negative. Happy end does not happen. If lucky, so not the end. Great happiness - to see a real bloody heroic life and it does not participate. Happiness - it's time to see the toilet and before him to run. Nice to live not forbid. But you can prevent. If you argue with an idiot, you are probably doing the same thing he did. I said, "Or I'll live well, or my work will become immortal." And life has turned back towards the works. Dobpo always triumphs over evil, so who wins, he is good. About RossiiRossiya - a country of talents. Talents weight - no one to work. When it is felt that the whole world is lying? When you're on a plane to announce that the time difference between Moscow and New York only 8 hours. History of Russia - fighting ignorance and injustice. Our freedom resembles a traffic light, which lit three fires at once. We have what can only be no. We just can not be. We have just not what you want, that can not be. In a country where everything is stolen along the fence, the road is not easy to ask. Today, the words: "There is one good TV transmission ..." - reminiscent of denunciation. A normal person in our country responds to the surrounding only one - he drinks. Therefore, I do not drink all the same scum. We have no one astray - we do not care where to go. About chelovekeEsli you say that you are a multi-faceted personality - do not flatter yourself. Maybe we have in mind, you bastard, you bastard, and the parasite at the same time. Have you seen a man who never lies? It's hard to see all of his own escape. The hardest person is given that is not given to him. Decent person can easily find out by how clumsy it makes meanness. In every major personality is something fine print. The difference between the intelligent and wise, clever with great difficulty, gets out of a situation in which the wise man does not get. Thinking is so difficult, so most people will judge. People are divided into those who can be relied on, and those who need to put on. If there was someone ready to move mountains for them will necessarily go the other, ready to wring his neck. Everyone - architect of his own happiness and the anvil of another. Born to crawl - crawl through everywhere. In some protected both sides of the skull, while others - pants. Some look brave, because they are afraid to run away. It's hard to be the last bitch - always someone added a rear!


About sereznomZhizn short. And we should be able to. Must be able to walk away from a bad movie. Throw a bad book. Away from the bad man. A lot of them. Nothing hurts a person, like shards of their own happiness. What is the writer's life? No one thought aloud. What is the writer's death? The publication. Well, at least five minutes a day, think bad about yourself. When you feel bad about thinking - this one ... But of himself five minutes a day ... It's like thirty minutes of running. Never exaggerate stupid enemies and loyalty to friends. Real solitude - all night when you talk to yourself, and you do not understand. Guys, so if we are neck-deep in shit, join hands!

Site on the books Zhvanetsky "Collected works in 5 volumes," "Favorites", as well as on the materials of speeches satirist.
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