"So why, you, eagles, stand there and do nothing?!"

Arrived in the military part of the General and suddenly noticed the soldier standing in the shade of a tree and considering jumping next to him the birds. In anger the General came to him and said:

— So, soldier, what's your last name?!

— Orlov, comrade General!

— So why, you, eagles, stand there and do nothing?! You who before the army worked?

— Comrade General, I was head of Department in the store.

And subordinates did you have, eagles?

— That's right! Twenty.

— So-so-so... you know what I feel now. That's what you would say if he saw that one of your subordinates idles eagles?

— I would say: "You're fired! You can go home!" — with a sly smile he replied.

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