As my mother was returning from the country, and she have to pee or something…

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Once, late in the evening returned with my mother from the country. The road took a shortcut across the field. Stomp in peace, surrounded by darkness, but mom's have to pee or something. Spotted bushes to them. The nurse climbed, just got comfortable, and she say:

— Go away, and then you can see everything.

— And so? — climbed away.

— No, it seems, go even further.

— And here it is visible?

So better go a bit more.

Mom backs away backwards, waiting for my signal. Finally got into the thicket, pee, pull up your pants, and then behind the voice:

— God, well, not in a glass!

We turned around and saw oil painting: three peasant stunned resting on a blanket with a drink and a snack. Can you imagine what was their surprise when in the midst of an impromptu Banquet from the bushes appeared a large woman's ass…

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