"Don't be afraid, he doesn't bite!"

A friend of mine works at OMON. One night I was coming home from work. Tired to horror - all day had to disperse the drug den. Parked outside the house, turned off the engine and bypassed the car to pick up a gun from the passenger seat. And then out of the darkness, a giant black dog rushes at him, simultaneously emitting an ominous roar.

- Don't be afraid, he doesn't bite! he heard a calm voice from the darkness.

A dog without a muzzle and a leash, the owner walks 10 meters from his monster. Without thinking twice, my friend takes out the gun and pulls the shutter right into the eyes of the stunned uncle. Noticing the bulging eyes, full of terror, he calmly says:

- So don't be afraid, he's not shooting!

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via factroom.ru