"Hey, man, where are you?!»

Sixty three million eight hundred eighty two thousand eight hundred sixteen



Deep night. Winter. Husband and wife a long time ago to sleep in my own bed. Suddenly there was a prolonged ring at the bell, not calming down even for a second. Husband cursing on what light is, wakes up and goes to the door. Opens it and sees that the threshold is clearly frozen man.

— Excuse me, could you help me? Push me, huh? Then very close. he says.

— Man, you crazy or something?! Three in the morning, I want to sleep! Get out of here! — responsible husband and slams the door.

Then his wife comes out of the bedroom and says:

— Dear, what are you doing? Don't you remember us a man helped when we in the snow stuck? On the street in the freezing cold, man does this one freeze after all. Well, who else will help him except you?

The husband begins to gather around her in an old coat, puts on boots and goes outside. And there is a Blizzard, the terrible darkness, the wind howling. Seeing nothing in front of him, the husband begins to shout:

— Hey, man, where are you?! I can't see you! Well, where are you?!

Suddenly out of the darkness in the yard of a voice:

— Yes, I'm here! Right in your jumperoo!

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