"Vanya, turn off the kettle!"





One day I decided to rest in the country in total loneliness. Eating in the train, the thought persistently creeps into my head that the kettle was turned on at home. My husband sleeps in the apartment and has evening shifts at work. At that time there were no mobile phones and it was a long journey. Then I decided to ask for help from women who came out before me. The two women promised they would try to call my husband as soon as they got to the phone.

Then my husband told me. Woke up, put the kettle on, went to wash. Phone call:

- Nikolai Andreevich?

- Yes.

- Hello, turn off the kettle, please.

The sleepy husband went to the kitchen and obediently fulfilled the request of a stranger. A few minutes later he came to himself and freaked out. I put the kettle on again, and here's the bell:

- Hey! Nikolai Andreevich?

- Hello.

- Turn off the kettle.

My husband didn’t have time to say anything when he heard the beeps in the tube. Turned off the kettle, thought about it. Thinking that some pranksters were playing, he put the kettle on for the third time. And there's a call again, but from me, my beloved wife:

- Kohl, turn off the kettle.

Later, the husband admitted that after the second call, he was afraid that he was going crazy.

via factroom.ru