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Unforgivable Men's deeds
There are a lot of things and deeds that men do not give a single gram of masculinity, and that he should not do. But in our world so diverse, such short supply, and they are, for some reason known only to them, proud of themselves.
In case you think such behavior is the norm, and at some points you recognize yourself - never too late to correct this, or you can stay Gopnik
.
Pretend that YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CARE GIRL NEAR
A common situation. Among most of the young people always find a local alpha male, who is a woman. The relationship between the original two. She runs to him, and he did almost toe throws. Teasing, malicious jokes - in other words, behaves as if he spit on her, and she sort of second grade. But that's not all.
It's fun to learn later that it is not in the company, and when no one sees our hero behaves not as alpha and macho, but as a compulsive over-affectionate cat. He sends her overly affectionate SMSes, lisp and let snot emotion.
When a company discovers it in these two actually, man is stupid and immature. There is nothing wrong with that, to show their emotions to the girl on the people just know the measure. This does not make you less a man as opposed to such behavior.
TEACH OTHERS WHAT GOOD FOOD and what is not
"Why did you get that beer, brother !? It was necessary to take the dark! Do not you know that it is not delivered fresh to our stores? ". "Man, you ever take some weird shit in the restaurant! Why not take a normal pizza or steak! Certainly they cook here and do not know how! ". "Who prepared this paste? "Carbonara" is going wrong! Top must break a raw egg! Where is it? Waiter!". "Nobody knows how to prepare Caesar salad! So do not take it! »
You probably think that you look so fucking educated guy who knows how it really is. In fact, you are a culinary snob. Nobody likes snobs! Serve your knowledge about some things need to be able to such a direct feed makes you hate. However, this concerns not only the culinary problems, but also music, literature, cinema and games.
The other side snobstva - is not awareness. Have you ever thought that the company could accidentally wormed person who really well versed in alcohol, cooking and other things? And now imagine how he'll udelaet!
Scold someone for WHAT HE DRINKS NOT
If a man does not drink, it he has his reasons. Maybe he is now taking a course of antibiotics, he may not allow the state of health! Have you thought about this? If a man drinks a little, perhaps, he trains and he can not drink a lot. There he did not drink, he can be sober, and there is nothing wrong with that! This does not make him a bad person, but it shows your animal nature, which can not tolerate the fact that a person close to you, different from the other.
Ridicules those who are not versed in the sport
The man must understand the sport! A man should know what year it won the favorite team for the last time, its composition and the history of the families of each player almost to the seventh generation. Do you seriously think that it is necessary for someone?
Why, then, some nerds do not feel that you must list without hesitation if you wake during the night, all the actors who played the Doctor in "Doctor Who"? This is a common interest. He is not male, not female, as usual. If a man does not like football or basketball, he can like any curling or wrestling, and this makes him a bad person? Not every man has the same interests as you. And it is not necessary to prove that he is not a fan of that team!
Constantly talking about how you get drunk
If the only thing that you can discuss with your friends - this is how "great you get drunk with the boys, and then they dragged you all the way home, but for some reason it is not told." You have no other issues to discuss? Yes, we know that you are an adult and you can drink all you want, but do not think that makes you an opportunity to enjoy a cool guy. It works a little differently. Can you tell us about the most stupid or bright events of your life, when you're drunk, but this should not be the only one of your topic.
TRY to stick to people with semi-serious threats and stupid jokes
Teasing strangers mock modest girls are not in an easy manner, to behave like a joke, like Gopnik with questionable area, stupid joke and pick on someone else's words - it's disgusting. Afford it can only be friends, but even they do not like it when you keep acting like someone who wants to attract attention to his person.
Collecting bottles of expensive alcohol in his apartment
Yes, among them is a beautiful bottle, but why you are absolutely a standard bottle of expensive liquor, which is no different from many other beverages, with the exception of the label? Who will surprise this now? And do not tell me you just collect them. Throw and dishonored.
BEHAVE noisy in public places
That you're trying to show that you are an extraordinary person, who do not care about social norms. But these are the social norms that are based on the banal respect for other people, and if you respect other people's right to sit at the bar without yelling drunken idiots, it makes you a better person.
In case you think such behavior is the norm, and at some points you recognize yourself - never too late to correct this, or you can stay Gopnik
.
Pretend that YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CARE GIRL NEAR
A common situation. Among most of the young people always find a local alpha male, who is a woman. The relationship between the original two. She runs to him, and he did almost toe throws. Teasing, malicious jokes - in other words, behaves as if he spit on her, and she sort of second grade. But that's not all.
It's fun to learn later that it is not in the company, and when no one sees our hero behaves not as alpha and macho, but as a compulsive over-affectionate cat. He sends her overly affectionate SMSes, lisp and let snot emotion.
When a company discovers it in these two actually, man is stupid and immature. There is nothing wrong with that, to show their emotions to the girl on the people just know the measure. This does not make you less a man as opposed to such behavior.
TEACH OTHERS WHAT GOOD FOOD and what is not
"Why did you get that beer, brother !? It was necessary to take the dark! Do not you know that it is not delivered fresh to our stores? ". "Man, you ever take some weird shit in the restaurant! Why not take a normal pizza or steak! Certainly they cook here and do not know how! ". "Who prepared this paste? "Carbonara" is going wrong! Top must break a raw egg! Where is it? Waiter!". "Nobody knows how to prepare Caesar salad! So do not take it! »
You probably think that you look so fucking educated guy who knows how it really is. In fact, you are a culinary snob. Nobody likes snobs! Serve your knowledge about some things need to be able to such a direct feed makes you hate. However, this concerns not only the culinary problems, but also music, literature, cinema and games.
The other side snobstva - is not awareness. Have you ever thought that the company could accidentally wormed person who really well versed in alcohol, cooking and other things? And now imagine how he'll udelaet!
Scold someone for WHAT HE DRINKS NOT
If a man does not drink, it he has his reasons. Maybe he is now taking a course of antibiotics, he may not allow the state of health! Have you thought about this? If a man drinks a little, perhaps, he trains and he can not drink a lot. There he did not drink, he can be sober, and there is nothing wrong with that! This does not make him a bad person, but it shows your animal nature, which can not tolerate the fact that a person close to you, different from the other.
Ridicules those who are not versed in the sport
The man must understand the sport! A man should know what year it won the favorite team for the last time, its composition and the history of the families of each player almost to the seventh generation. Do you seriously think that it is necessary for someone?
Why, then, some nerds do not feel that you must list without hesitation if you wake during the night, all the actors who played the Doctor in "Doctor Who"? This is a common interest. He is not male, not female, as usual. If a man does not like football or basketball, he can like any curling or wrestling, and this makes him a bad person? Not every man has the same interests as you. And it is not necessary to prove that he is not a fan of that team!
Constantly talking about how you get drunk
If the only thing that you can discuss with your friends - this is how "great you get drunk with the boys, and then they dragged you all the way home, but for some reason it is not told." You have no other issues to discuss? Yes, we know that you are an adult and you can drink all you want, but do not think that makes you an opportunity to enjoy a cool guy. It works a little differently. Can you tell us about the most stupid or bright events of your life, when you're drunk, but this should not be the only one of your topic.
TRY to stick to people with semi-serious threats and stupid jokes
Teasing strangers mock modest girls are not in an easy manner, to behave like a joke, like Gopnik with questionable area, stupid joke and pick on someone else's words - it's disgusting. Afford it can only be friends, but even they do not like it when you keep acting like someone who wants to attract attention to his person.
Collecting bottles of expensive alcohol in his apartment
Yes, among them is a beautiful bottle, but why you are absolutely a standard bottle of expensive liquor, which is no different from many other beverages, with the exception of the label? Who will surprise this now? And do not tell me you just collect them. Throw and dishonored.
BEHAVE noisy in public places
That you're trying to show that you are an extraordinary person, who do not care about social norms. But these are the social norms that are based on the banal respect for other people, and if you respect other people's right to sit at the bar without yelling drunken idiots, it makes you a better person.
