Humor in Chinese these signs would not prevent normal translation

If you have ever been to China, you have probably seen the funny signs on the stores intended for Russian tourists. The thing is that the people of China prefer just to translate the inscriptions on the Russian language, not caring about their literacy. The website collected for the reader the "quality" of the signs of the Chinese shops, forcing to bend in half with laughter!

Great pharmacy, I will come here again!



Bumps will be eliminated



Macabre saucepan, let me tell you...



But if I don't have the driver? Let the child run?



And company shirts "two hands"



Hmm, I should go to a hospital still stumbled



Well, at least politely called



Especially alarming is the "man" and "Bach" next



Excuse me, but militant socks you have?



And pieces of who you are?



And where the person is the mysterious "monophobia"?



The fourth line is particularly relevant in our time



You also are unable to read it?



Fine and curtains to buy and drink tea!



Need to add: Scotch taped on the mouth



These jeans increase you three sizes, very cruel



It is hoped that then just fell off the letters



The dog on the sign is very surprised by this announcement



via factroom.ru