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3 spicy anecdotes that happened in real life
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Open lesson in dance school. Girls older group (15-17 years) are working at the bench, aka "the stick."
After an hour of lessons a little break. Girls walk past the parents and out of breath, flushed and sweaty, but the exalted and elated. Jeanne — our wonderful choreographer says in a thunderous voice: "so we must look after stick!»
Excitement in the ranks of the parents. Someone stifled whisper: "Hussars to be silent!!!»
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Read a romance novel (quite forgivable for a person of my advanced age). Where I think the medieval aunts these lovers found themselves — caring, attentive, gentle, just a dream? Oh, I have to get one…
The next day went out for a walk in the Park, found the Dildo. In every sense... to you.
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Man from Norilsk told as how it is prostatitis treated. One of the methods of treatment he was prescribed prostate massage. For those who don't know is an action almost similar to that engaged person, which is why we Europe scare, it is just a finger. It is believed, judging by the number of those voluntarily engaged in, it is quite a pleasant procedure. However, a friend told me otherwise.
When he first time put his finger in... there in General and started to massage the prostate, it was very painful. He tears already involuntarily made. For some time he stood, then became uncomfortable in the silence, the doctor tinkering in the back.
He decided that it is necessary to say a few words, turned to the doctor and with trembling voice asked: "Doctor, with me something not so? You in me for five minutes, and I to you also do not feel anything!»
via factroom.ru
Open lesson in dance school. Girls older group (15-17 years) are working at the bench, aka "the stick."
After an hour of lessons a little break. Girls walk past the parents and out of breath, flushed and sweaty, but the exalted and elated. Jeanne — our wonderful choreographer says in a thunderous voice: "so we must look after stick!»
Excitement in the ranks of the parents. Someone stifled whisper: "Hussars to be silent!!!»
***
Read a romance novel (quite forgivable for a person of my advanced age). Where I think the medieval aunts these lovers found themselves — caring, attentive, gentle, just a dream? Oh, I have to get one…
The next day went out for a walk in the Park, found the Dildo. In every sense... to you.
***
Man from Norilsk told as how it is prostatitis treated. One of the methods of treatment he was prescribed prostate massage. For those who don't know is an action almost similar to that engaged person, which is why we Europe scare, it is just a finger. It is believed, judging by the number of those voluntarily engaged in, it is quite a pleasant procedure. However, a friend told me otherwise.
When he first time put his finger in... there in General and started to massage the prostate, it was very painful. He tears already involuntarily made. For some time he stood, then became uncomfortable in the silence, the doctor tinkering in the back.
He decided that it is necessary to say a few words, turned to the doctor and with trembling voice asked: "Doctor, with me something not so? You in me for five minutes, and I to you also do not feel anything!»
via factroom.ru
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