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How not to return women
Nine out of ten men, I once foolishly abandoned, over time, realize that you have lost the diamond of pure water, and then emerge from obscurity and trying to get back. I don't know whether all this – but every time they do it's so ridiculous, so wrong that I can easily write a manual "How not to return the women." What is actually gonna do right now.
Rule one: do not rush.
Be aware of what a wonderful woman you lost and immediately begin to get her back is for wimps. A real man should wait at least a year. And preferably two, just to be sure. In General, the master of the genre know how to hold a ten-year pause (well, it's just good to know, and that you were jealous of). In short, the main thing is to make sure that the woman is the dream of since your last meeting managed to change a couple of works, a dozen Hobbies and a few men, got a couple of formations flew in a dozen overseas countries and even remembers your name very vaguely.
Generally excellent, if for you it will be at least six months to be in a serious happy relationship. And better – let it be married! With kids, dogs and house in the suburbs. Make sure that she had long discussed with friends and/or therapist all the nuances of your novel, chewed them, swallowed, through, was postponed in the far dusty shelf of memory and went on. All the symptoms are there? Well, it's time to start the attack!
The second rule: be verbose.
Do not rush to scare her personal contact or even phone call – it is better to write the most long and luscious heartfelt letters. Sms send not less than five parts. Use skype and all other messengers, within reach, to the fullest – she needs to know about your feelings and intentions of EVERYTHING.
Remember how you were good together, swear by his own wrong a decade ago, coming snot, make typos (let her notice that you write mostly from the "into dust"), we recall in passing about some detail of your past sex life (I mean, I full porn story in five pages, too). May even try myself in poetry. In short, improvise! The main thing – as long as you can take no steps to encounter.
Rule three: drown her in the past.
If the case still came to the meeting (which, if you carefully follow the previous two rules, actually should not happen in any time) – do not despair, you still have a chance to make a lasting impression on her. To begin, invite her somewhere "your" place. Pull out Cabinet shabby jacket of the times of your novel (especially good if the novel took place somewhere in a hungry student), add together your purchased/donated it to accessory and run with it.
Sigh languidly, reminisce ("Oh, I remember right here on this spot..."), pretend time stopped then, and never happened anything interesting. In her life too! Don't even try to ask her about this – it could ruin the whole subtle poetry of your meeting. (By the way, the curtain can read their own poems, full of sadness for the past, it would be very appropriate).
If suddenly after all this she will come back to you – pinch yourself, it's a dream.
Dear men, it doesn't work, I swear! Why are you doing this? After all, what I described above is not grotesque.
Actually, to win a woman back (and we often do can be return), you just have to become for it is not "that dude from the past with elbow patches" and new, absolutely unfamiliar man. Changed. Seductive. Interesting. Successful. With a great life that has everything (except it).
Need to remind myself, and to love again. And to like it again really need to be different.
But all these "let's talk about what happened five years ago" is not enchanting, it is not interesting. And you should not be, frankly, too.
Otherwise, you will fail and/or therapist.published
Author: Natalia Сosharel
P. S. And remember, just changing your mind — together we change the world! ©
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Rule one: do not rush.
Be aware of what a wonderful woman you lost and immediately begin to get her back is for wimps. A real man should wait at least a year. And preferably two, just to be sure. In General, the master of the genre know how to hold a ten-year pause (well, it's just good to know, and that you were jealous of). In short, the main thing is to make sure that the woman is the dream of since your last meeting managed to change a couple of works, a dozen Hobbies and a few men, got a couple of formations flew in a dozen overseas countries and even remembers your name very vaguely.
Generally excellent, if for you it will be at least six months to be in a serious happy relationship. And better – let it be married! With kids, dogs and house in the suburbs. Make sure that she had long discussed with friends and/or therapist all the nuances of your novel, chewed them, swallowed, through, was postponed in the far dusty shelf of memory and went on. All the symptoms are there? Well, it's time to start the attack!
The second rule: be verbose.
Do not rush to scare her personal contact or even phone call – it is better to write the most long and luscious heartfelt letters. Sms send not less than five parts. Use skype and all other messengers, within reach, to the fullest – she needs to know about your feelings and intentions of EVERYTHING.
Remember how you were good together, swear by his own wrong a decade ago, coming snot, make typos (let her notice that you write mostly from the "into dust"), we recall in passing about some detail of your past sex life (I mean, I full porn story in five pages, too). May even try myself in poetry. In short, improvise! The main thing – as long as you can take no steps to encounter.
Rule three: drown her in the past.
If the case still came to the meeting (which, if you carefully follow the previous two rules, actually should not happen in any time) – do not despair, you still have a chance to make a lasting impression on her. To begin, invite her somewhere "your" place. Pull out Cabinet shabby jacket of the times of your novel (especially good if the novel took place somewhere in a hungry student), add together your purchased/donated it to accessory and run with it.
Sigh languidly, reminisce ("Oh, I remember right here on this spot..."), pretend time stopped then, and never happened anything interesting. In her life too! Don't even try to ask her about this – it could ruin the whole subtle poetry of your meeting. (By the way, the curtain can read their own poems, full of sadness for the past, it would be very appropriate).
If suddenly after all this she will come back to you – pinch yourself, it's a dream.
Dear men, it doesn't work, I swear! Why are you doing this? After all, what I described above is not grotesque.
Actually, to win a woman back (and we often do can be return), you just have to become for it is not "that dude from the past with elbow patches" and new, absolutely unfamiliar man. Changed. Seductive. Interesting. Successful. With a great life that has everything (except it).
Need to remind myself, and to love again. And to like it again really need to be different.
But all these "let's talk about what happened five years ago" is not enchanting, it is not interesting. And you should not be, frankly, too.
Otherwise, you will fail and/or therapist.published
Author: Natalia Сosharel
P. S. And remember, just changing your mind — together we change the world! ©
Join us in Facebook , Vkontakte, Odnoklassniki
Source: cosharel.livejournal.com/503455.html