He's not mysterious, he's an asshole. 10 sure signs

Different things are mysterious and mysterious. For example, a velvet box under a Christmas tree. Or strange music coming from the cemetery in the dark. The signs below are an example of the second type of mystery. Don't go to the cemetery!





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He responds briefly to your call or text message like this in 12 hours. And of his own free will, he never apologizes for the delay or explains why. If you insist, you’ll find that he’s been terribly busy all day or completely devoid of any means of communication. Fulfilled the mission of the FSB on a remote desert island, no other way. The most dashing special agents in the same 12 hours absolutely mysteriously updated statuses in the social network.

Just really wait.

It's impossible to make plans with him. He never knows how his week will turn out. This is his unpredictable life. As a result, he keeps you on edge to the last, canceling, then confirming plans. If you offered to go somewhere on Friday at 9 p.m., his final SMS “Yes, we meet!” will come at five to 9 when you have already refused to meet all your friends, got angry, calmed down and tuned in to just stay home and take a break from these riddles.

Sweet beast

He is very kind and gentle to you and somehow rude and cruel to others. Or rather, he is rude and cruel in general always, and with you so far kind and gentle. Bye.

Secret treasure

You still don't understand what he does for a living. Every time you ask him about his job, he gives out some general words and walks in circles. He's probably a secret Spanish prince and doesn't want to tell you yet. Or I found a treasure, yes.

Nightbird

You meet only at a convenient and rather strange time. For example, at night or in the early morning. Because that very mysterious work of his has this awkward schedule, or he would be happy. And they seem to be drinking. These, like theirs, corporate events and presentations.

Electoral memory

He seems to be interested in you, you're pretty sure he likes you. But somehow that interest isn't enough to make him finally remember if you have siblings, where your parents live, who you work for, and what you hate sushi.

Eyes across.

In moments of intimacy, he never looks you in the eye. He is not a fan of eye contact with you. When meeting, his gaze is often clouded by some deep thought and floats away. To other girls, usually.

Victim of circumstances

No matter what happens in your life, you feel like your problems don’t compare to his terrible problems and dramas in his past and present. He lets you know that his difficulties are much cooler than yours, although it is not clear what is happening to him.

Come back, I'll forgive you!

Every time you decide that nothing is going to come out of this relationship, he makes some broad gesture, like proving his love (and your stupidity). Love, however, usually does not speak.

Surprise me.

He never says “yes” or “no” directly, always leaving the door open and making you wonder how else to please him, what to do, how to twist, so that he will open up to you as you do to him. P.S. Yeah, buddy, that applies to ladies, too. If she's behaving this way with you, don't waste your time. There may be some mystery in a woman, but not that. published



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