How to Preserve Prudence in a City Full of Men

The most sensible women know that you should stay away from men. Otherwise, your career will be ruined, fate will break, and life will go to dust. But men are inventive. They work in almost all areas of activity, so it is impossible not to meet with them and sometimes even have to communicate. They set traps everywhere.





Judge for yourself: it is almost unrealistic to find a woman who will cut you a wall "Bulgarian" (and you just decided to make a redevelopment in a new apartment).

If some idiot (a man, of course!) gave back and demolished your “pistol” all the way, you will be exhausted until you find a female auto mechanic to count your losses for the insurance company. They decided to change the battery - a plumber who came to turn off the water will be a man. The policeman checking your documents is probably a man. Are you still studying?

Half the group are guys. Are you here to take the exam? The professor is a man. Are your teeth or head hurt by stress? A dentist or neurologist recommended to you by a frivolous friend is especially a man. I won't mention the gynecologist.

Keep in mind that men are inventive and sticky. When everything is done with them, they can start talking to you about business, try to sharpen and even give you compliments. It is best to set the barrier straight away. With an unflappable appearance, start a conversation with him about the physics of the solid state or, reducing your eyes to your nose, begin to lament the fate of Russian scientific thought. You may as well tell him that you are a botanist, have been engaged in the issue of increasing the frost resistance of cereals for 15 years and intend to devote the rest of your life to this problem.

Some men are extremely annoying. If the listed soft techniques do not produce the desired effect, try to imperceptibly lie your boyfriend under the knee, or intentionally induce vomiting by aiming at a new friend on a new jacket. The latter works flawlessly, but the application of the method requires preliminary training.

Of course, talking to men or not is your choice. Keep in mind that the end is closer than you think. At a distance of a meter, you already feel the stirring smell of some Piton from Trussardi, or – no less exhilarating to some unfortunate women – the smell of just men. In half a meter, the male can already hit you with a sleeve. If a difficult one carries you into his car, then, opening the door to your destination, the attacker will certainly extend his hand and you will come into direct contact with him. The hand is likely to be alive and emitting dangerous fluids of intimacy. Once you look him in the eye, you can’t stop doing it again. And characteristically, he, the intruder, as if waiting: the eye caught immediately. You got caught!

Now it's important. Sex is dangerous, it is no worse than drugs. The worst thing that can happen to sex is orgasm. Those who have encountered it, no longer return to the ranks of the reasonable: the body instantly rebuilds, starting to produce completely different hormones, from which the mind becomes cloudy.

Those who have learned all this cease to contact us, reasonable, so nothing is known for certain about them (and about the orgasm itself). Nevertheless, the main thing is known: attraction to men is such a dangerous weakness that it is transmitted through second, and sometimes even through third parties. For those who have spoken to them, they think they are happy. published



P.S. And remember, just by changing our consumption – together we change the world!

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