A dozen awesome anecdotes!

Miss Odessa new funny jokes? From the Website they are still available! — Goldstein, at what level do you speak English?
— Understand the tone of what's going on.

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In Odessa, Privoz:
— Auntie, and what do you have pies?
— Overweight, darling!

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— Rose, OK, here's the recipe: take three eggs.
Yeah, write: two eggs.
— Rosette, write three! The recipe was five!

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A Christian repents:
— Father, I have sinned — lied to the Jew.
"My son, it is not a sin, it's a miracle!

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— Lev Moiseevich, — the policeman asks the driver, " have you been drinking?
— Ask: "have You been drinking?" And even if someone asked if I had!

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Listen to women in the market — all brilliant children of men-idiots. Genetic paradox...

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Odessa. Restaurant.
Waiter, your crab salad with no crab.
— Oh, I beg you! Still the Greek salad was not Greek, and what?!

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Son — in-law mother-in-law:
— Mom, I'm not shoby not pleased to see you, but I did not have time for you to get bored!

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