The stunned 15 jokes in one line



Site offers the reader a selection of laconic humor - jokes all in one place! I want decorative verblyudika. Here's how the Chihuahua only verblyudika. I will carry it with you and teach you to spit in one show.

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Three days can not stop a girl who jumps on a trampoline in a room with a stretch ceiling.

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In order not to lose the stick, attach it as a pendant to keys. Now, I forget the keys to the computer.

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That, of course, good for women: rose early in the morning, and drew his face what you want. And the men - with what was born with and live

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If you want to touch the beautiful, you can touch me.

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When burst sewers, our correspondent managed to be first in the thick of things.

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As the person fragile. Standing - varices, sit - hemorrhoids lie - bedsores

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For detailed information about the nature of Siberia use the link.

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A person must be lucky in life three times: from someone born, from whom to learn and to marry

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What the hell feminists accuse men of misogyny? Nobody hates women more than other women.

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Lessons are made hoarse ... mother ... ... son of deaf neighbors learned everything by heart, dog retold!

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The water cycle in nature is when you wash your car with water it evaporates, turns into a cloud, and the next day the rain!

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But I could be rich if I had the money.

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The value of the first husband is known after the third divorce.

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- What would you call yourself, if you knew that her husband was cheating on you
? - Widow

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