Serving excellent Odessa humor

Many people have a good sense of humor, but the most original jokes can be heard only from resourceful citizens of Odessa.

< Website has found some amazing statements from those who finger in her mouth no luggage.

- Monechka, my dear, tell me, do you remember when you decided to marry me
? - Of course I remember! When I learned that you have given me a bouquet sold, I immediately realized: you're just the kind of woman that I need
- Solomon Markovich, sho a mature age
!? - This is the period between the end of the illusions of youth and start of old age hallucinations
-. Abram, why do not you buy a car
? - What for? When I feel good, I carries the police, and when the bad - ambulance
Rose Markovna stood in front of the supermarket and quietly whispered. "Lord, help me to buy only what came ...»
- - Benny, I still guarantee you sho in five years we will have a better life than in Europe
  ! - A sho they happen
- - So, Sarah, your diet: one apple, one egg and cheese
  . - Clearly, the doctor, it is before or after meals
- -? Sarah, you and I married the first day, and only quarrel ...
  - Tackie two years I waited for this day
- «God Better safe than sorry!" - Moshe thought, when he runs out of ink in the pen at the time of registration in the registry office
- -. Sarochka sho ve hold me for a fool ?!
  - Yes, I'm your fool and do not touch
- -! Mom, not shoby I'm not glad to see you, just did not have time for you to get bored ...
  
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  - - My Lucy forever whining: "mine have nothing to wear, nothing to wear mine!»
    - Oh, Fima, I beg you! Give her a sack of potatoes, and let yourself is
  - -! Samuel Markovic, you're strong, you can do it
    ! - Jacob, I'm smart, I did not even undertake
  - Odessa market:
    ! - Madam, how much is your chicken
    ? -. 40 hryvnia
    - And so, I did not think Schaub for you bad
  - -? Celia, you have a shred of conscience is
    ? - You sho, still instill
    - -? B> Tell me, and I sho still going to have for his unselfishness <?
    - - Hello, Semen Abramovich! How's life?
      - In life, of course, is not enough, but, thank God, the funeral we also can not afford ...
    - - Firochka and de have you been? Shaw a long time since you have not seen!
      - Yes to work in Italy I went
      . - Are you at least do not occur: always spoil the mood
  - - Oh, Rabinovich, come again! then so well without you!
    
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