20 jokes with Odessa flavor. Humor that will make your day.

Everyone knows that Odessa is the capital of humor. And this title she is on the right, as a joke in this town are unique and unmistakable. It seems that the local air is literally saturated with humor, and so the locals never lose heart and carry a healthy positive charge.

After all, the local humor is not only extremely funny, but also very true and living. So can only joke in Odessa!

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- Hey, Izzy, how are you?
- Hey, Abram, me still left Celia ...
- Buy the same bottle of vodka and drown his sorrows!
- It will not work.
- A sho so no money?
- Money is still there, there is no sorrow ...

- Izzy, answer the question: "What is superfluous in a series of words: carrots, potatoes, onions and" Lexus »?»
- Certainly, carrots, potatoes and onions!



- Sema, wi see what's going on! Just no words! Gasoline went up again!
- Listen, Monya, but you cares about this petrol when you have no car, and no?
- But I have a lighter!

- Monya, dear, we have to go with her mother for two weeks ...
- All right!
- And you do not even want to ask where and why?
- Happiness does not ask where it had fallen.

- little Sophie, you are beautiful, like this bunch!
- Maybe I'm as beautiful as the diamond necklace?
- No, this bouquet! B>



When Sarah said: "Izzy, you're the best," he understood Shaw somewhere was a competition ...

The old Jew says to his wife:
- Sarah, you know, if any of us will die, I will most likely leave for Israel ...

- Monechka, I was told that my legs curves.
- Do not worry, little Sophie, you are not curves, and beautifully curved. B>



- Rose, I did not understand why Sam asks all the time, as I have on the personal front?
- That sho there to understand? At best wishes ...

- Semotchka, sweetheart! You lost weight after marriage and haggard, she sho do not feed you ?!
- Mom, well sho vie talking about, the wedding was just yesterday ...


- I told you that you have a very beautiful money?



- Sofochka how many men did you have?
- His?

My grandmother Odessa knows the answer to the question "How to stop loving a man?»:
- Oh-wei! Still a piece of cake. Put his voice on the Service.

- Sofochka, noesh sho you for the swimsuit? So I began a small - throw him to the devil, if it does not contain your beauty ...



I hope that these stories were able to lift you up and give you a bit of optimism Odessa. Do not forget to share the fun with your friends, so be sure to introduce them to this Collection.

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