Gentlemen deputies, eat fish! Fish - a head

News of the day. Prime Minister Medvedev said today that the Russians compared with 2009 began to eat more fish, and this is evidence that the welfare of the people is increasing. The truth is other evidence of the growth of well-being, he did not lead, from which we seem to have to conclude that it is now under the administration of its own index ratings so we reject the one-sided and biased western system of counting for various welfare there roundnose "per capita income" and other stupidity. Now we are going to measure the well-being of Russians solid equivalent amount eaten by fishes on a Russian citizen. Easy and useful for the stomach.

But not so easy as it seems at first glance. Some experts worried about the objectivity of this index. After all, given the fact that after this period and at the same time increased the consumption of beer, there is a chance that the increase in fish consumption can be attributed to increased consumption of beer exclusively associated roach. In the circles of economists broke serious discussion - as to whether a full roach fish, or enter the still separate factor voblizatsii income Russians. Experts in the pages of the special editions break rods, resulting in different methods of counting. And so do some offer on the contrary, to exclude fish from the index and leave only dried fish, as more and more spiritual hempen Russian product, which has always been ours. particularly hot roach, ie sorry, head already minted medal "For the return of roach." And one orthodox expert group proposed to replace even gold equivalent at voblovoy, and instead of gold reserves to store dried fish. If suddenly sanctions, then our gold will not buy, and eat it can not be. A dried fish, which eat a little, in spite of the damned Pindos. In general, everyone has their own reason, proposals have been submitted to the Presidential Administration.

But there is a medal "For the return roach" and the reverse side. From reliable sources we know that the government and the State Duma over the same period the consumption of fish has dropped significantly. They all have long switched to truffles and foie gras. And we all know that fish is good for the brain. According to the latest draft legislation has become very obvious that they do not eat fish there. It's time to Hunter's Row and the White House, and at the same time and in the Kremlin, fish days to enter, and preferably every day. At least let them eat roach of gold reserves, and that very soon the legislative activity of the brain trouble comes. Meals of fresh fish we eradicate the excesses !!!
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