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These are not the droids, drive!

Today policeman stops me:
-Major Sergeant-so your documents!
My mood is fine, give, I think, cool. Spend before him hand and talking:
It's not the droids you're looking for.
Two seconds stupor inspector makes a straight face:
It's not the droids drive through!

via mushrooms





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"Who's nervous? This I nervous?!" 40 killer jokes about psychologists and their clients
Roman professor Ivan Denikin
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The cruel lesson
Policeman against Tiffany
And what do you get paid?
Setting up the router for 8000 rubles
As Faina Ranevskaya KGB cheat
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JOHANNESBURG. Zombie Attack.
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"Who's nervous? This I nervous?!" 40 killer jokes about psychologists and their clients
...
Roman professor Ivan Denikin
...
Person lacks monocle
...
The cruel lesson
...
Policeman against Tiffany
...
And what do you get paid?
...
Setting up the router for 8000 rubles
...
As Faina Ranevskaya KGB cheat
...
Pichalka, vkusnuypirogek, ovulyashka and other "mimimi"
...
JOHANNESBURG. Zombie Attack.
 The accident at the crossing in Shcherbinka  Who dives in the suburban sky?