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Apple pie
Take the eggs out of the refrigerator 10, put on the table the remaining seven and wipe the floor, next time be extremely careful. Take a basin and beat him on the corner of the eggs, pour the contents into a bowl. Wipe the table from the yolks, be careful. So we have 5 egg yolks in a bowl.
Now take the blender, put the beaters and start whisking the egg yolks, try again to insert the beaters: ... now until it clicks whip.
Wash your face, neck, arms and back, pour the yolk from the ears.
As a result, you have left in the pelvis, two beaten yolks, just us and they are needed for the pie.
Obkleyte walls and ceiling of the kitchen paper, cover any furniture fabric.
It's time to get the flour, pour 200 g in a glass and then emptying into the bowl with the yolks, remaining 800 collect gently back into the pack. Convinced that the ceiling and wall plastered with newspaper, start whisking.
Take a shower. Take 4 large apples and a sharp knife, previously run off to the drugstore and buy iodine, bandages and plaster. It's time to start cleaning the apples, cut the thumb of iodine and bandage it. Cut the apples into cubes and remember, we need 2 apples, so that in the process of cooking, you can eat only half, treat iodine index and middle fingers.
The only remaining and already sliced apples, discard in a bowl, pick up the fallen pieces from the floor, wash them.
Whisk all the blender, refrigerator Wash, then dry up - do not wash away.
Now pour the contents into a pan and place in the oven. Wait an hour and did not see significant changes include the oven. Waking up, do not call the "01", open the windows and oven.
After all gone through go to the store, buy bread, sausages, pickles and vodka.
Now take the blender, put the beaters and start whisking the egg yolks, try again to insert the beaters: ... now until it clicks whip.
Wash your face, neck, arms and back, pour the yolk from the ears.
As a result, you have left in the pelvis, two beaten yolks, just us and they are needed for the pie.
Obkleyte walls and ceiling of the kitchen paper, cover any furniture fabric.
It's time to get the flour, pour 200 g in a glass and then emptying into the bowl with the yolks, remaining 800 collect gently back into the pack. Convinced that the ceiling and wall plastered with newspaper, start whisking.
Take a shower. Take 4 large apples and a sharp knife, previously run off to the drugstore and buy iodine, bandages and plaster. It's time to start cleaning the apples, cut the thumb of iodine and bandage it. Cut the apples into cubes and remember, we need 2 apples, so that in the process of cooking, you can eat only half, treat iodine index and middle fingers.
The only remaining and already sliced apples, discard in a bowl, pick up the fallen pieces from the floor, wash them.
Whisk all the blender, refrigerator Wash, then dry up - do not wash away.
Now pour the contents into a pan and place in the oven. Wait an hour and did not see significant changes include the oven. Waking up, do not call the "01", open the windows and oven.
After all gone through go to the store, buy bread, sausages, pickles and vodka.
