About how man first tried Skitls Bashny.Net

I sit watching ads about skitels ... Speak if to eat it and believe in the rainbow you can even sit on it ... I Went to the store and bought a pack of chemical dope. I had to buy bread and milk. I did not want palitsya. It's like the first time to buy condoms required to buy anything else is not necessary.

So far, I went to the house on the road felt a catch. I wonder why this thing freely sold in stores and without a prescription and so inexpensive. I came home again regretted that he bought bread and milk - I have this shit and so is left with the bulk of the time I went for starbёrstom. When I get nervous, they often do stupid things "there would ever took the sausage" to spread on bread. At such moments often recall the story of Dostoevsky's "The Idiot" in particular its title.

Well, then I opened the package I have already had a flashback ... in these moments always remember your first time. There was a slight nervous trembling and half a pack I woke up on the carpet. Immediately cockroaches came running, and everything taken away, but it did not surprise me just once I'm on the floor as the coconut awake. However, then came first one, and then his friends caught up, just that they are not used to and from inexperience, but apparently they liked it so much that it is now on the floor better not drop and that they when they hear if something somewhere -That falls, immediately run back and try everything snorting ... After this incident, I have gone flour sugar and baking soda, all of course have their pros out of the house dust disappeared, not so long ago, I was on the floor Schmal then spilled the night did not give me to sleep laughing under the baseboards. The next time I remedy cockroaches on the floor prosyplyu see who then wakes up laughing. Well ...

He took the remaining skitels and without hesitation ate one tablet, the first and second I do not think very long time, and when he finally thought it nezametil as already eaten everything. Delicious was the thing.

When I realized that I did that current, then I started having parannoi: but I did not exceed the dose, and whether there will be with me something awful, like the time when I have overeaten plum on the train. And it was necessary to happen this at a time when we were in Tula 20 minutes and toilets were all closed then I cursed everything in the world for several years to come (as it turned cursed no wonder a few years I was fortunate to be in a foreign country in August 98go year, the ruble could easily wipe) and I sat under the train and did not regret that schaz 98th year, and that in my pocket nor what rubles, was not even prostetski paper. I was probably after this cursed workers CBAW city of Tula gingerbread and sellers CBAW city of Tula.

Well, I mean I'm just as much as batters and whole life rushes before my eyes, and once in the stomach grumbles good. Well, I think Khan's me, but after 5 minutes of panic I finally let go, well, think well at least on a rainbow of death ... He sat down for a look more comfortable and began zhdat.Chas sat 2 sat and rainbow and did not appear again, damn bullshit slipped, like the time when I have to buy ... Nesquik whole pack with milk and ate and ate and bred smelled smoke, and even tried except for vein not vmazat. The country Nesquik, I did not hit. Even the rabbit did not see the Quick ...

Everything I do I will not buy shit in grocery stores ... It is better in the old local dilyag. And then I remembered that just recently bought two stamps and one I had to stay. Rummaged through his pockets ... It is, in the right pocket of my sock was Mark ... Not mudrovstvuya ado, I pasted it, the effect is not long in coming and the means-tested I did not doubt it for a second.

Oh-oh-oh-oh and here it is ... RAINBOW !! .. I've waited so long. Still brand is universal thing what advertising looked on TV that you and she will show in real life. Home after the Teletubbies do not eat, and then it's over suicide ... You can not believe everything you see on TV and believe it is necessary that that tells you your korish dealer and he had never changed with the goods from the deli in whatever nice package they would not be wrapped.