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Father, son give stash in selling new chewing gum.

Our shop of tasty tales, rarely on a picnic sausages.

Do not be shy seals, buy three buckets with dumplings.

Whatever was done, buy a favorite cucumber.

Why would rape his wife buy a chicken-ka.

Sexy banana mother will be very happy.

With garlic and cucumber snack aspic.

To buy our salads you do not need to be rich.

"Raphael" - a sweet feast for the beauties and Wives.

Dill, onions, a bunch of parsley - Treat his girlfriend.

Why or why we have less of "Mu-mu».

Why suck Neznamov that - this "lollipop" Suck it!

If there is no affection, buy a sausage stick.

Bunch of grapes tight you a nice reward.

Zucchini and eggplant in different forms like ladies.

There washed carrot in his mouth comes a very cleverly.

"Whiskas" this is not for you, but for cats at the time.

There Moldavian stew, pepper, vegetables, condensed milk.

Salo straight from the Ukraine, seeds and tangerines.

Buy for another portveshok, be happy "root».

Melons, apples, watermelons - Eats it all from the belly.

Beer, gin and lemonade, who is not happy about this.

No disturbances or diarrhea from ice cream "Talosto».

Sweets and baranochki take a visit to your mother.

Buy marshmallow "Vanilla" will be very, very strong.

Pasta and dessert marmalade guest will be delighted.

He drank vodka - do not yawn, eat and "antipolitsay»

Fried Pies deftly our excellent chef Vovk.

Not a dog or cat - chicken hash.

Patties with kittens is not about us, all that you have eaten is the highest
class.

The hot dog is put sausage, not a dog's pussy.

Here dumplings from Kolpino, the morning brought the deer.

Without salt the fish will pour beer crooked!

Now there is no need to get married, have dinner, "Wonder Pizza»!

Do not be sad any pussy in a bowl if there are dogs.

Manufactured goods:

Buy towels with all the big heart.

That's the kind covered, you did not have sex.

Pillows bird down, relax your tired ears.

Large inflatable mattress, who can not buy - that is wrong.

The beautiful, fluffy, furry, hairy? Pink scarves!

Soft toilet paper - it pleased, any priest.

Pampers is laying there, everything will be okay between my legs.

Drop blunt imperative for sale have a condom.

Do not go with the face of debility, we buy a mobile phone.

For comfort in the toilet buy these carpets here!

Large bowl with a beautiful tank, put the toilet and everything will be beam.

The price tag for you, our enemy, buy, since not a fool!