For those who are constantly late for work

Explanatory memorandum Sergei
Late for work for half an hour, because it is still up to ten will do nothing, we drink tea in the morning, and I have so much does not fit.

Explanatory Paul
September 8, 2006 was late for work, because before you take your child to kindergarten, he was at the wrong time at the itch is not appropriate need. The time delay corresponds to the duration of that same physiological process. This case can be attributed to the circumstances of force majeure, ie, "Force majeure" because it does not depend on my desire to get to work.

Explanatory Victor
I was late because you, who do not pay on time monthly salary! Will I resent all fired!

Explanatory freshman
I'm new, I work in the company of your second day. Since today is Monday, the day after a heavy weekend, I took the subway and went to his old job. It was only surprised look of my former director I realized that I did not come back.

Explanatory Sergo
Late because drank very, very hot tea, I burst bladder and I scalded legs.

Explanatory Georges
Today, on a certain date, on Friday, I was late for 5 hours on the job, because I thought that today is Saturday.

Explanatory principle
Too late, because there is always late.

Explanatory Alexander Borisovich
I woke up this morning, went to brush your teeth, and forced chayano entire tube of toothpaste. While stuffing paste back, I did not notice how time flew. In the future, I promise to use tooth powder.
Sincerely Usenko Alexander B.

Explanatory
Late for work intentionally. I wanted to see how it will end.

Explanatory of Olga
September 6, 2006 in the morning got up, had breakfast, make up, went out, got in the car, just came into the office after working 4 hours awake.

Late for three hours as after yesterday's corporate holiday, in your honor, by the way, I came to myself on a bench in a park in the city of Tver.
As I got there, I do not know.

AMT (tormoz @), for "explanatory listener».
Waking up in the morning, I heard on the radio a song with the words: "Oh, the bells, bells, doo-doo, but to work today, I will not go." Here's how it happened. From now on I promise not to listen to the radio "Chanson" and come to work on time.

Explanatory Secretary
Today, September 10, I was late for work because she could not get out of the car at the Volgograd prospectus, I had to go to the final, while riding back cork resolved.

Explanatory Igor Vladimirovich
I'm late for work May 6, 2005. The delay was due to the fact that due to their psychosomatic anomalies with approximately 1995, I regularly communicate with the demons.

Explanatory Alexei Nikolaevich
Today, February 8, I was late for 4 hours to work since the morning, I climbed into a porn site and strong inspirations. As a result, I strongly ached and trembled her hands, and I could not get dressed.

Explanatory Alexander Yurevich
I'm late for work due to the fault of his wife. In the morning, at the appointed time, I rang an alarm clock that awakened my wife. She does not like my alarm clock, so I threw it, and gave me over the head, from which I lost consciousness for a couple more hours.