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Wine. You can try, if you buy it then. (Poster from the seller)

Attention! Lost dog! White lapdog! Reward! Finder to contact the "Theatre of cats" on Kutuzovsky Prospekt.

Water, beer and wine. Login to Diagon Alley.

Deli. Batteries of all kinds. (Sign)

The head of the eggs do not wash in the bath!

Hot pasties guarantee.

Citizens of passengers !!! The bus is late on arrival due to the delay.
Administration. (Announcement at the bus station)

Citizens of the passengers asked to take forward. And on the rear platform complain that you can not climb up into the pocket. (Ad bus conductor)

Citizens who have passed their shoes repaired, please pick it up soon, who do not take it, I'll take to push. (Ad)

Dame, considering the windows, please do not sigh, as the glass misted and goods can not be seen. (Announcement in the jewelry store)

Making car keys. With the loss of keys we reveal cars. (Advertising poster)

Woman with goat ladies free apartment in the village with garden and outbuildings in the countryside. Other women will take a wife for life in the city.

Rui us. Wholesale and wholesale. (Sign on the store)

Comrades! Who goes to the skull - pass that you will finish.
(Ad nurses rentgenkabinetom)

Comrades! Printing is put only on the first head. (Announcement in the personnel department)

Comrades! Purchase tickets - they will reduce your dinner. (Announcement in the dining room)

Requires cemetery caretaker. The apartment is available in the workplace.

Requires breeder. The salary of 120 rubles plus dog food.

Toilet closed for drunks.

Toilet serves women and children of preschool age.

Dear tenants! Because binge lifter Gusev elevator is not working to an arbitrary number.

Dear passengers! Electric Novomihaylovka late-deep around indefinitely.

Dear visitors Do not leave money in a coat, combs, and other documents. Left in the pockets of valuables will not be returned! (Announcement in the wardrobe of the K / T)

Dear comrades! This month, the store will not work due to the fact that the seller is allergic to buyers. Administration.

Dear comrades! We have made emergency repairs shoes in the presence of visitors in 24 hours.

Dear comrades! In order not to delay the turn, advance stick out your tongue technician and show him inside. (Ad sansluzhby market)

Dear tourists! Who were stamps from dinner, you can eat them for dinner.

Gone overstock. (Announcement on the stall)

She went on a five-minute. I will be in an hour. (Announcement on the door of the doctor's office)

Photos get your in-dash. (Announcement on fotopavilone)

Photographer of the expression in the photograph is not responsible. (Announcement at a shop)

Values ​​and money in the wardrobe not give up! A fine of 50 rubles. (Announcement in the billiard room)

So you reached so as paid. (Poster on the bus)

Chess, Ping Pong and other non-sports games. (Sign on the library catalog)

School 10 years, has taught you to live the life you are now schooled. (Poster in school during the holiday "last call»)

Electric fireplace perfectly ogreet you. (Advertising in the shop)

November 24-30 will be held in Barnaul RSFSR Cup fencing, which will bring together the strongest chess players of the country.

Citizens! Do not incinerate the bridge, it is you! (Sign on the pedestrian bridge)

If someone has found the meaning of life - write, maybe it's the one I lost.