That poor man Bashny.Net

Russian, German and American, came to the cannibals.
 - We'll give you a job - says the leader - if you follow, then we will not eat. First, go into the jungle and bring 10 pieces of the fruit.
 German first comes and brings 10 apples.
 - Now you have to shove it all in the ass no emotion on his face. The German was able to shove, only four apple and ate it.
 Second comes Russian with 10 blueberries.
After listening to the leader, he realized that it was not a problem and began to thrust.
And then at the ninth blueberries, he began to laugh insanely and ate it.
 There are Russian and German in the other world.
 - What happened to you - asked the German - what you started to laugh?
 - Yes, everything was fine - says Russian - until I saw a contented Americans carrying ten pineapples.