Short and funny

- Why do women need more time to reach orgasm?
 - And who cares?

 - Two men in different parts of the world. One goes on a rope, and another 90-year-old woman does blowjob. Both are thinking about the same. What?
 - Do not look down.

 - What punishment gets a bigamist?
 - Two Tiffany.

 - Brunette, blonde and redhead studying in the third grade. Who has the biggest breasts?
 - The blonde. Because she is 18 years old.

 - Why did not like the bandits of Jehovah's Witnesses?
 - Because they do not like witnesses.