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1. You are trying to type a password on the microwave.
2. You have a lot of years not playing patience of these cards.
3. To call his family, consisting of 3 people, you use the 15 phone numbers.
4. You send e-mail a friend who sits next to you to ask: "Let's go drink coffee?" In response, he wrote: "Yes, five minutes later.»
5. Do you several times a day chatting with a stranger from South America, but had never in this year did not talk with a neighbor at home.
6. You do not communicate with your friends, because they do not have e-mail'a.
8. Most of the jokes you learn through the Internet or e-mail, and not in the conversation.
9. After a long day, and you keep at home to answer the phone in a business manner.
10. Sometimes, calling from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
11. The diskette with your resume is always in your pocket.
12. You really worried due to increased salaries by 1.7%.
13. You know exactly how many days you remained until retirement.
14. You see a handsome, well-dressed man and understand that it must be a visitor.
15. The basis of your diet is free meal remaining after meetings, receptions.
16. Illness for you means that you can not walk or lie down at the hospital.
17. You may be late to the job you just got.
19. Describing your job, your home say, "to work with computers."
20. Your make-up is only suitable for fluorescent lighting.
YOUR CASE MEDICAL IF:
21. You read this list from start to finish and all the time nods and smiles.
22. As you read this list you think we ought to send it to a friend with whom you exchange jokes by e-mail.
23. You come to mind that your friends may have already read this list, but since you do not have time to check, you can still send it to them!
2. You have a lot of years not playing patience of these cards.
3. To call his family, consisting of 3 people, you use the 15 phone numbers.
4. You send e-mail a friend who sits next to you to ask: "Let's go drink coffee?" In response, he wrote: "Yes, five minutes later.»
5. Do you several times a day chatting with a stranger from South America, but had never in this year did not talk with a neighbor at home.
6. You do not communicate with your friends, because they do not have e-mail'a.
8. Most of the jokes you learn through the Internet or e-mail, and not in the conversation.
9. After a long day, and you keep at home to answer the phone in a business manner.
10. Sometimes, calling from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
11. The diskette with your resume is always in your pocket.
12. You really worried due to increased salaries by 1.7%.
13. You know exactly how many days you remained until retirement.
14. You see a handsome, well-dressed man and understand that it must be a visitor.
15. The basis of your diet is free meal remaining after meetings, receptions.
16. Illness for you means that you can not walk or lie down at the hospital.
17. You may be late to the job you just got.
19. Describing your job, your home say, "to work with computers."
20. Your make-up is only suitable for fluorescent lighting.
YOUR CASE MEDICAL IF:
21. You read this list from start to finish and all the time nods and smiles.
22. As you read this list you think we ought to send it to a friend with whom you exchange jokes by e-mail.
23. You come to mind that your friends may have already read this list, but since you do not have time to check, you can still send it to them!
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