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My wife is beautiful, but harmful. Here recently quarreled with his wife the night before, the reason is not hard to find. In the morning, without making peace, went on for a day at the service.
 I come home in the evening the next day, his wife at work. House cleaned. About quarrel somehow forgot spun. Walk into the kitchen and on the plate is a large frying pan. Habitual gesture remove the covers - see.
 An empty pan is a sheet of paper on which is written large, "What, you bastard, hungry? .."