Black humor, or about how not to buy Chinese firecrackers ... Bashny.Net

The middle finger was flying much faster than the index, leaving the virgin snow crimson drops of blood. It is this - the first thing that came to mind half-drunk student vocational school, which has three minutes ago the new year happy and holding a lit firecracker Chinese with a proud inscription - hieroglyph ?? on the bright packaging.
On the eve of this wonderful thing she had bought on the cotton and long to please a reasonable price. Hand quite numb, blood spattered fountain new coats stood beside classmates. From kakaya- eyes oozing liquid, is also mixed with blood.
Only around could see that the poor fellow firecracker landed right in the center of the eye is completely burnt out and the pupil. Starting to lose consciousness, she realized with sorrow that in addition to everything else, and piled into his pants.
Clutching his head, she found the remains of hair stuck in the tip of the little finger nail already livid. Seen so impressed the student that fell, she inadvertently took two steps back and was on a deserted road.
 Of course, the reader will have guessed - it was at this time at breakneck speed along the road swept "ZIL-131" with drunken driving military. Bumper truck exactly otpolovinil floor skull young lady. The second half, thanks to the charred hair wound around the propeller shaft "Silke" and skillfully spun on its axis.
The rear right wheel "adopted" the basic carcass - it smashed legs, bladder burst, and then a body thrown on a roadside. At the end of all, a nickel lifeless mountain of bones and muscles stumbled upon lopped trunk carved by someone on the eve of the Christmas tree.
At the edge of the former tree in the frosty night was only a gaping red oshmetok liver ...
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