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Odessa - a special city. On the unique humor and slang, famous of its inhabitants were legends, write books and make films. Community residents of Odessa - is a different story: it combines sincere solicitude to the sarcasm of clean water.
< Website I believe that the residents of this unique beauty of the city can learn ironic attitude to life and to ourselves.
- - Fima, my dear in-law, kill a fly, they carry the infection!
- Mom, calm down, it will not lift you. - - Sam, do you still want some tea?
- Yes!
- So get up and brew!
- Then I do not want!
- So lie down and do not lie! - Odessa Privoz. Man walks through the ranks with a piece of paper.
- Man, you forgot to buy a bow!
- But I have not written a bow.
- So I go I will add you!
- - My Lucy forever whining: "Mine have nothing to wear, nothing to wear mine!»
- Oh, Fima! I beg you! Give her a sack of potatoes, and let myself is! - - Sarah, I asked you to stroke my jacket!
- So I stroked.
- Not true! $ 100 as lying in the inside pocket, and lie! - In Odessa polyclinic:
- Seals will put free of charge or so to keep? - The visitor asks odessite:
- So where is your Deribasivska?
- So you still go to the same trolley seven stops! - Responsible Odessa.
- What are you saying?! - Outraged visitors. - I was riding on the bus, and I was told that you need to go.
- And you, when traveling, sitting or standing?
- - Fima, let's finally buy curtains, otherwise this Schwitzer across the street saw me naked ...
- Oh, Fira, is not fooling. If he sees you naked, he can afford to buy the curtains! - - Madame! When you smile, I terribly want to invite you to her.
- Oh-oh-oh ... You're such a philanderer ?!
- I beg you! I posh dentist ... - - Madame Figner, and what are you now eat so little?
- Beach figure!
- Oh! To save your figure - we must eat, eat and eat!
- The husband and wife:
- Where are you going?
- The store.
- Money taken?
- Took.
- Look no waste! - Rabinovich came home from work, without sentiment, but the woman immediately shared with him the bad ...
- - Abraham, can I use your lawn mower?
- Yes, Moishe, but only within the limits of my land ... - - Izzy, when we get married, I will share with you all of your worries and concerns ...
- But Sarochka, I did not have any worries and concerns!
- I say - when we get married.
- - You take another piece of meat.
- Thank you, I ate two slices.
- Actually chetype ... Yes, you eat, who believes! - - Hello, Aunt Celia. And Izzy home?
- Izzy eats. And you may also want to eat?
- I want to.
- So go home to eat! - The doctor tells the patient:
- You can not drink, smoke, get involved in casual sex, play cards ... Sick:
- Doctor, tell me honestly: there is already had my little Sophie?
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- - You take another piece of meat.
- The husband and wife:
- - Fima, let's finally buy curtains, otherwise this Schwitzer across the street saw me naked ...
- - My Lucy forever whining: "Mine have nothing to wear, nothing to wear mine!»
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