Once dad Vovochka had to leave for work in the day...

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Once dad Vovochka had to go to work in the day. Early in the morning he began to gather and said to the boy:

— Son, I'm home today, so you're in charge. Little johnny, if there is something serious, then call me.

Dad left for work. Half an hour later in his office the phone rang:

— Vovochka? Did something happen?

— Dad, there's our cat on the carpet in the hall was spoiled!

— Put that away! I, too, found reason to call you! — mad father and hung up.

After a couple of hours another call. The johnny excitedly whispers into the phone:

— Daddy! Mom uncle some come.

— So... what do they do?

— A few minutes ago they went into your bedroom...

— TA-a-a-AK... johnny, gently open the door, look in the bedroom and tell me what is happening there.

Well... Mom is sitting on the bed, and the uncle took off his trousers and squatted... Dad, just say I clean up for him I will not!

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