A diet sat his wife, and starve together... Bashny.Net

My wife decided to lose weight for the summer: healthy eating after 18:00 no fatty food, some porridge, Yes salads. Of course, I have this idea at once alarmed.

It got to the point that one night I couldn't sleep from hunger. Crept quietly into the kitchen, not including light, he took from the stove a pot of meatballs, and sat down at the Desk and began to chew silently. And then abruptly the light was turned on, the kitchen has gone the eldest daughter.

But that's not the funny thing. How I laughed when I saw the other end of the table at me startled looks wife, munching on a sausage sandwich.

via factroom.ru