Policeman stops a steep jeep, hoping for easy money, but there it was! Bashny.Net

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Out on Saturday morning to work policeman. On the road for a long time there is not a single machine, as suddenly, from the corner flew a tricked-out jeep and rushes with great speed. Of course, the policeman stops him, already rubbing his hands in anticipation of easy money.

A jeep with a wave of a striped wand slows down, and it goes from natural bum. A face wrinkled, worn clothing, smells — horror! Policeman in complete shock, says:

Sergeant Ivanov. Produce documents.

Homeless man pulls from his pocket a passport, driving license and car documents, the policeman checks them — all rank by rank, jeep are designed for the homeless.

— Man, — said the Sergeant — now That you're a real bum. You where such a cool car did you get?

— I'm a drunk "mate" gave for the fact that I was able to laugh!

— Well-ka, well-ka, how did you do that?

— I hit him on the head three times, spat, and he's got hair instead of a bald head has grown! He was so happy, laughed so hard! Then jeep gave.

— Oho! — answers the policeman, taking off his cap and showing his bum bald as a knee, a head, — I you will be able to do? And I'm fine to write I will not!

— Of course, let's lean.

Bum relish policeman spits three times on his bald head. Then out of the roadside bushes heard a wild cackling male voice:

— Damn, well, at all! Yes, I gave him for this more and the apartment will give!

via factroom.ru