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"Let's take him home!"
Went to a bar with friends yesterday. After gatherings, I go outside and see a picture: a young guy leads under the arm of a clearly overgrown girl. Suddenly, the young lady stops, looks somewhere under her feet and begins to either squeal or cry:
- Honey, let's get him!
- Olya, stop, stop!
- Come on!
- Stop it!
- Why are you so callous?!
- Olya, it's a brick!
via factroom.ru
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