That's what a powerful hero is!

I had a friend at university called Badma. He was tall, fond of martial arts and loved to eat delicious. In short, Badma was a kind of Buryat Alyosha Popovich - a strong huge man.

He had to go to the local Chinese market. There he did not speak very flatteringly about the goods of one seller and about him said a couple of affectionate. Of course there was a fight. Half of the Chinese sellers rushed to Badma, but despite their numerical superiority, the strongman Buryat managed to cope with the low and tenacious “masters of karate”. When the police arrived, he calmed down and calmly surrendered to people with epaulettes.

A few hours later, Badma was released from the precinct, sending a copy of the protocol to the dean of the university. In principle, nothing special, but over one line from there everyone laughed: both teachers and students who learned about it.

It read: "I was throwing Chinese at the market."

via factroom.ru