Russian people in hell to outsmart everyone else! Bashny.Net

About the ingenuity of the Russian people is legendary around the world. Foreigners are sure that we will be able to find a way out of any situation, but still stay in the black. The website says that's pretty good!



Went to hell American, Indian and Russian. The devil met them and said:

— Anyone who enters here, give the chance to go to heaven.

And gets a hefty whip.

— The one who survive three hits, not cried, go! Unable to defend themselves than you want.

The first American left.

— Oh come on!

The American took a healthy granite stone:

— I'm ready!

The devil swung the first time, the stone shattered. The second time — and the American screamed like mad...

— No way.

Goes Hindu.

It's just too risky?

— Nothing! — the Hindu answers, — I'm 80 years practiced yoga and meditation, the body feels no pain!

— Okay.

The first blow. Indian:

— Om-m-m...

The second strike. Indian:

— Om-m-m...

The third blow. Indian:

— Om-m-m...

Wow... no one has survived three strokes. no way. —Well, you're free, can go to heaven.

"No," said the Indian, — do you want to stay and watch. All jokes Russian win. I want to see it this time out.

— All right, stay. Well, what I think to defend themselves? talking Shit to the Russian.

— What are the protections? Hindu, of course...

via factroom.ru