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Two friends started a heated argument on Richmond bridge. Then — a real joke!
Noticed that stories where the main characters — a Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman, distinguished by a special sense of humor. The website provides the reader with an anecdote, which perfectly shows one distinctive feature of the Russian people!
Standing on the Richmond bridge in London John and bill and strenuously argue:
Bill, if you're such a great speaker, as they say, you'll be able to convince anyone to jump down, for example...
— Yes, John, you can... See.
The bill comes to a passerby:
— I think you're English?
Yes...
— I have bad news for you: England was attacked by the Irish, captured the Royal family and dictate their conditions.
The horror! I have no reason to live! — shouted in English and jumped off the bridge.
John:
— Bill, it could be mere coincidence! Make another jump.
Bill went on to another:
I see you're French?
Yes...
— I have bad news for you: your wife went with your friend on your machine and got your credit card!
The one with the words: "I have nothing to live on!" jumping from the bridge.
John:
Well, if you make to jump one more, I do believe.
Bill went on to another:
You're Russian, right?
Yes.
You know that in England it is forbidden to jump into the Thames, especially with the Richmond bridge?..
via factroom.ru
Standing on the Richmond bridge in London John and bill and strenuously argue:
Bill, if you're such a great speaker, as they say, you'll be able to convince anyone to jump down, for example...
— Yes, John, you can... See.
The bill comes to a passerby:
— I think you're English?
Yes...
— I have bad news for you: England was attacked by the Irish, captured the Royal family and dictate their conditions.
The horror! I have no reason to live! — shouted in English and jumped off the bridge.
John:
— Bill, it could be mere coincidence! Make another jump.
Bill went on to another:
I see you're French?
Yes...
— I have bad news for you: your wife went with your friend on your machine and got your credit card!
The one with the words: "I have nothing to live on!" jumping from the bridge.
John:
Well, if you make to jump one more, I do believe.
Bill went on to another:
You're Russian, right?
Yes.
You know that in England it is forbidden to jump into the Thames, especially with the Richmond bridge?..
via factroom.ru
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