You do this zhit.10 rules of living together with a woman Bashny.Net

If you already decided to start at home Woman, we always recommend reviewing on its use and maintenance rules in advance. Experienced breeders can also be gleaned from this article, a lot of useful and interesting.

It is impossible to look away from the fact that some of us violate generally accepted rules of the game, breaking stereotypes and does not express the horror at the thought that they dwell in the house of a real girl talking. And for some of these layers we defeatism in secrecy place material on how they co-exist next to a woman peacefully as possible.




Never roysya in her personal things, but not scandal if it digs in your

Yes, it's unfair, but that is the world. Her underwear drawer with her secret first aid kit, its cosmetic, even this strange round basket in the bathroom - everything must be reliably protected against your inclinations. Women - mysterious creatures

. They want to remain such and will be very angry if you find something extremely netainstvennoe in their underwear or personal care products. The worst thing is that you can do after such an invasion - is to start asking questions. For example: "Hmm. And what is "rectal suppositories?»

You replied that it such curlers - and hate in my heart. Thus any attempt to assert your sovereign territory end in a dull incomprehension. Because the woman in the house or hostess, or none, and teach it to the term "exclusion zone" is useless. Do not believe us - ask Bluebeard

. Theoretically, you can beat a pair of islets independence. For example, one drawer with "important" documents. And one tool box. Although the young lady in the two accounts will be able to explain to you how to knit a sock comfortable Solingen four screwdrivers. But we would be in your shoes not even hoped for it.

On the other hand, you have the full moral right to prohibit it, even in a harsh manner, examine your car. You never know what an important part of the engine is unscrewing, digging in the glove compartment?

Do not slaughter a fridge ham and ice cream when she

diet Remember what happened to one such snake that slipped hungry lady at the wrong time is just an apple? That's right, he is now walking on his stomach, eating dust and all of his hit in the head.

Maybe he deserves sympathy, but it does not follow. In general, the safest thing at this time to eat in restaurants and go back home, only carefully scoring menthol chewing gum indiscreet flavor meatballs and rolls. For torture is prohibited by the Geneva Convention.

Buy a large bed

Researchers at the Department of Sociology, University of Cologne had a funny experience: they are equipped with different cameras matrimonial bedroom with the entry. These were mounted shooting and scrolled at an accelerated rate, with the result that was clearly seen that the exemplary wife, fall asleep in each other's arms, five minutes later began to lead a fierce struggle for territory.

And it may be almost invisible and seemingly random real-time movements of sleeping bodies, but fast forward it looked like a mutual violent kicking, pushing and kicking - even the police call me. And what has been the bed, the sophisticated and energetic were fighting.

Let waking up in the morning, we do not remember anything and is not aware of, but our subconscious is vindictive ... Oh, it does not forget anything!

Do not sit at home for the first time bezvylazno

It is possible that initially you will be together so unforgivably good and interesting that even your lonely trek to the bakery on the ground floor you will both be seen as a disaster. But bear in mind (as you would have liked to sit still right now, holding her hand and looking enthusiastically to the wall), it is now laid norms and regulations of your life together.

And if you do not immediately find a moral strength, to remember how much you tonight important things in the city, a few months later you have to have to fight for its freedom of movement, along the way explaining that no, not out of love, no, not tired and "you, not a bit boring!».

And if you are from the beginning foresight made it a rule often and for a long time to go to his friends, for business or single ten-foot deep thoughts, soon these little habits have received the status of the rules and would not have caused the young lady all the terrible suspicion.

Do not make her ask for money at the economy

Pumping out of money from his neighbor - a process unique in that it is equally annoying, and the one who asks and the one who asked. But how to do common household still somehow necessary, it is wise to agree from the outset that the capital for these purposes will lie here, beneath a small volume of Marx. The amount that you can at the moment of shake myself.

Do not see one ..... when she is at home

Even if the girl herself hot fan of this art form, it is better to watch such recordings and sites or together with it, or alone. View together ... it perceives as your courtship of her, as an attempt to convey to her ... signals.

If you are alone in the office and disappeared there spoil these signals, for girls is almost treason. After all, such behavior in the obvious way proves that your libido rasprekrasno feels without it.

Do not do ... neither the calendar nor the alarm clock

Patients with epilepsy is very important to follow a strict regime of life and the same walk hours, eating and bedtime. So any of you young lady with epilepsy? If none, it is desirable in every way otbrykivatsya from standard schemes when it comes to ...

It is clear that when there is an always available (within reason) the woman, somehow by itself teaches so that ... perfectly blended into a unique schedule. And depending on your needs ... you automatically start to creep up to her with tenderness, for example, strictly on Tuesdays and Fridays, after the news, and on Sundays - as soon as you wake up

. And you are satisfied, which is not surprising, because the male body likes to work like a Swiss watch in all its areas. But she runs the risk of slightly become sad. They all arranged differently. Their hormonal cycle without stopping hormonal shuffles the deck, only partly focusing on lunar phases.

Peaks excitability scattered female biographies haphazardly, forming fanciful charts that can predict only approximately. Do you want to ... bring you both more satisfying? Try not to deal with them when it is convenient, but when the girl is in a clearly playful mood.

If you live in your house, avoid the word "my" if it - avoid the word "your»

It is not yet come up with ultra-precise scales on which to weigh the offense, we did not know exactly what the girls trouble - when you constantly remind them that they are at a party or when constantly deklariruesh that away you
When the third year of marriage you climb under the sink with the words, "So madhouse here you have a pipe!" And when you ask her to run to the bank and pay for your apartment account, she hears something like this: "I believe that you and I, by and large, strangers. »

Not Burchi due mess in the house

If you need to clean clothes, you have not brought home a girl, and a new washing machine and dryer. But let's be frank: linen at the time of dating you interested in the least in the world. Why spoil your nerves right now, finding out that the beautiful mistress and a good friend in combination is extremely lousy cleaner?

All women are different. Some people with a sincere delight fried, starch and polish everything that they see on their life's journey. Others do not rush, but somehow quickly and imperceptibly. For others the maintenance of order in the apartment -. Thing as easy and natural as a flight for penguin

Instead, pour all the coffee, fill the ash, nasvinyachit in the bathroom - that they are born geniuses. And read about this girl notation you will be eligible in one case - if he buzzes around the house like a bee. And since you are with a 90 percent probability of not buzzing, then there is a clear shortage of honest approach.

Even if you earn almost the entire general budget, it is still for the young lady will always be the last argument: if you are so secured, where my cook and a maid? Oh, them you have no money? So rejoice that the next such selfless and noble personality, which is anything from you, and does not require even the last week have washed over a glass. This is a sample brief summary of any logical debate on the subject.

So if there are serious problems in the area of ​​cleanliness and order, hire at least once a week, daily maid. No matter how terrible it is money from you nor demanded investments still pay off.

toilet seat

Good news. It is not so necessarily omit - a European mentality raznezhenny invented itself a problem. In our harsh northern conditions, according to insider information, most young ladies already thankful for the fact that their partners at least timely raise a miserable seat.

Veterans Tips

The most long-playing married couple on the planet are considered British Percy and Florence Arrowsmith. Together they lived for 80 years. In an interview with representatives of the Guinness Book of Records, both spouses share proprietary secrets of marital happiness.

Florence

Secret Do not be afraid to say the word "sorry", it is not terrible. And never go to sleep if you are not friends again.

That is after all an argument, no matter how podloizmennicheskim mladentserezatelskim or was not it a reason, it is imperative to be reconciled before sleep. When asked, what to do if you can not make it up in any way, Florence said that in such cases it helped a glass of sherry, and Percy - a glass of whiskey. And all at once it became possible fine.

Percy Secret

"Yes, dear».

Percy says that these are the words entered into the family happiness and guaranteed himself his whole life not too lazy to repeat them literally from morning to evening. Reporter asked what he was doing when Florence demanded something impossible. "I did not do anything - calmly replied Percy. - I just said, "Yes, dear."