WHAT INSTEAD OF ALLO

 - Yes
 - Listening
 - Who is here
?  - On
wire  - What are you reporting
?  - Che
want?  - At the Office of
 - Speak - you will be
 - Sho-sho
?  - Turtle
 - Embassy of Kenya
 - Base torpedo boats on
wire  - Nuthouse you listening
 - Aloha
 - Speak essentially
!  - President
on the wire  - Do Pipe
 - Cheburechnaya
 - House nervotikov, we're listening
!  - Mental hospital, you listen to the crocodile Gena
 - God is in touch))
 - Who are you, a monster
?  - Complain
!  - The Pentagon in touch
 - Pig Race on whom will put
?  - Pronto
 - First, I first second as you hear the reception ?!
 - Talk address, we leave
 - FSB, I'm listening
 - Central Moscow crematorium
 - Crazy Hospital № 5
 - Do you like pasta
?  - Hello, voice mail on vacation, you said
vacuum cleaner!  - I do yes
!  - What You Need to death?