Condoleezza Rice: Russia will be punished

On the topic of the day!

Rice:
Hello, hello, my genatsvale,
For a long time I was not in Tbilisi.
How are things with you in Tskhinvali?
How is it in the case of Abkhazia?

Saakashvili:
All is well, my dear Condoleezza,
Things we huhry-muhry,
The only pity you, we as a surprise
We do not send Khvanchkara barrel.

With her nonsense, empty case,
In stock barrel got burned,
And the rest, my dear Condoleezza,
All is well, all is well!

Rice:
Hello Hello?
Miho, which drama,
My burned Hvanchkara,
But why, Miho, your security
Warehouse fire is not thwarted?

Saakashvili:
All is well, my dear Condoleezza,
All good as ever,
For a candidate to NATO all the whims
Destiny - a solid nonsense.

And that with a barrel - an empty case!
She burned with the whole port,
And the rest, my dear Condoleezza,
All is well, all is well!

Rice:
Hello Hello?
My genatsvale!
What is unprecedented blow!
As you near by have missed it?
In what port you fire?

Saakashvili:
All is well, my dear Condoleezza,
We live in general without problems,
And if there are any surprises
 - Most see CNN.

Burned base together with the port,
It glows in all the suburbs of Poti,
And the rest, my dear Condoleezza,
All is well, all is well!

Rice:
Hello Hello?
Miho, burned base?
Oh, what am I to hard!
We CNN then lying - I have to say,
How it all happened?

Saakashvili:
Would we, my dear Condoleezza,
Zadran Abkhazians and Ossetians,
In your texts given entreprise,
Bear, thought to annoy

And we attacked Tskhinvali,
But there Medved long been waiting for us,
Hit "Grad" and "Iskander»,
He burned out our APCs,
We have not eaten your churchkhela,
And Putin quickly we Uel,
The ambush army sitting,
From Kalash on NAILS us,
And here Bagapsh and behaved oddly,
The Kodori opened a second front,
A "drying" flying across the sky,
Bombs we base everything,
AND gate is covered with oil,
Baku-Ceyhan oil pipeline burns for a long time,
Then came Kadyrov's
And we particularly from *** there,
Cruiser sailed here - like in the movies
Let it fly to the bottom of our fleet,
He sent us a sniper GUAM,
And GUAM bursting at the seams,
They smoke bases and ports,
And in the Russian media sit cattle,
Russia is everywhere, here and there,
To go to Tbilisi, Russian,
We appeal to the UN aid
And a helmet dispatches to Washington,
We gebnya cuts on skewers,
And democracy kerdyk,
Medved gave us all shakedown,
And it's too late to drink Borjomi,
It is our port of Poti bombed,
Projectile in the warehouse and then landed,
In stock Well barrel Khvanchkara
Lost, not huhry-muhry.
And the rest, my dear Condoleezza,
All is well, all is well!

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