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Creative woman. Your talented nightmare
If you already live with the creative woman, it is unlikely to be able to read this article. For there crying her eyes out. Blood. If you're only going to live with a woman, it's manual how to alienate your heart attack a couple of years. Okay, a couple of days. That too is not so little, come to think.
On
handle First you need to understand that the creative woman in the shower - perfect child. At the same time it can zashibat millions to run on 20 inch heels and feed a family of fifteen digging. It does not matter. Inside still sits a little girl who wants to handle. It is necessary to carefully monitor the mood and have time to pick up the handles before her cheek a tear roll down first. Because then it's too late - in the best case, a favorite curdle up on the ottoman, and you will dream about how to throw under the train. In the worst - it will turn into a terrible I. raptus is going to take revenge on the world that he rejected
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mode If you are dreaming of how you are going to wake up next to his beloved - forget it. Her muse do not care that you work tomorrow, that you had plans, what do you want for breakfast and other petty-bourgeois junk muse deeply care. When want, then come. Empirically it found that muse - they are like vampires, terribly afraid of sunlight, and prefer to be at night. Therefore you terribly lucky if from REM sleep you will bring a fierce sound of keys on which your woman-writer sculpts another netlenku. It could have been much worse - you could be deduced from the phase of deep sleep uterine wail because your woman-actress rehearsing Lady Macbeth
. This cruel, cruel world
In such a creative woman fine spiritual organization, it is possible to watch the news through her. Accordingly, the collision with the harsh reality of this cloth tears to shreds. She yelled at the reception desk! She pushed in the subway! She never goes out. Well, except for the strong backs of reliable men who will kill anyone who hurt her. Kill, and will say: "Yes Fuck what you pull down over one's eyes on level ground?»
. Temperament
Probably somewhere in the world lives a creative woman phlegmatic. Somewhere on the shores of Loch Ness or nearby. Standard creative woman certainly choleric. Moreover, at the stage that no more like the type of character, and manic-depressive psychosis. She just cried, and now laughs? Do not relax now sob again. Predicting it is impossible to stop - even more so. It is necessary to throw in his teeth and endure.
You're not a prince or something?
Creative woman would never have become so if I did not have a rich imagination. Therefore, all those around it mentally gives the necessary quality and satisfaction sums up: "Wow, what wonderful people around me." Of course, a man's own creative woman comes up very carefully. Sometimes she is interested in, and receive a copy with you has very little in common. Therefore, the conclusion of a favorite illusion into a reality to be very careful, and, ideally, it makes sense to leave things as they are. And play along. If she's an actress, figure out who she is now the losses, and develop and test partner. If she is an artist, and put this terrible tie, if it considers it beautiful. And if the writer, then just learn when to write "tsya" and when "tsya." And she might not see through you.
Objectivity
Forget the word. No, do not just forget. Stick this objective in any opening on their body. Forever. If the strange dark spots on the dirty linen is most reminiscent of a Rorschach test - it's the problem of your vision, not her talent. Just remember that she painted a great picture, wrote a brilliant book or beat Sarah Bernhardt. And if you do not think that your task is not to lie. Your task - inspired lie convincingly and long-winded. So that she did not suspect anything. And it will be suspect, do not hesitate, because reflection - her middle name
. Adrenaline
It is obvious that a woman needs a creative emotion. To work needed, not for self-indulgence. And what is the easiest way to get the emotions? Correct: Kabatsky ugly scandal. In order not to go crazy and kill her on the spot, it should be understood that it is not just dig down for no reason. She is having a breakfast. Here you have breakfast before going to work? And she too. And the fact that she has breakfast your brain, because you feel sorry for something?
Gen.
No, it can clean the toilet and stand in line. But at what cost. Just believe that doing so is very much cheaper.
crisis You have to understand that the people of creative professions constantly Bale some stupid people: stupid customers, producers stupid, stupid editors, gallery owners stupid - stupid people all around the world are going to clear your sun and let scold, insult, humiliate and not to take the job. This is a critical moment depends on you, if not all, then a lot. Do not try to psihoterapevtirovat favorite on the theme "Let's think about where you're wrong." She never made a mistake, okay? They're just stupid !!!
Bonus
But it never. No-coh-but not boring. In the end, you always have time to hang himself.
On
handle First you need to understand that the creative woman in the shower - perfect child. At the same time it can zashibat millions to run on 20 inch heels and feed a family of fifteen digging. It does not matter. Inside still sits a little girl who wants to handle. It is necessary to carefully monitor the mood and have time to pick up the handles before her cheek a tear roll down first. Because then it's too late - in the best case, a favorite curdle up on the ottoman, and you will dream about how to throw under the train. In the worst - it will turn into a terrible I. raptus is going to take revenge on the world that he rejected
.
mode If you are dreaming of how you are going to wake up next to his beloved - forget it. Her muse do not care that you work tomorrow, that you had plans, what do you want for breakfast and other petty-bourgeois junk muse deeply care. When want, then come. Empirically it found that muse - they are like vampires, terribly afraid of sunlight, and prefer to be at night. Therefore you terribly lucky if from REM sleep you will bring a fierce sound of keys on which your woman-writer sculpts another netlenku. It could have been much worse - you could be deduced from the phase of deep sleep uterine wail because your woman-actress rehearsing Lady Macbeth
. This cruel, cruel world
In such a creative woman fine spiritual organization, it is possible to watch the news through her. Accordingly, the collision with the harsh reality of this cloth tears to shreds. She yelled at the reception desk! She pushed in the subway! She never goes out. Well, except for the strong backs of reliable men who will kill anyone who hurt her. Kill, and will say: "Yes Fuck what you pull down over one's eyes on level ground?»
. Temperament
Probably somewhere in the world lives a creative woman phlegmatic. Somewhere on the shores of Loch Ness or nearby. Standard creative woman certainly choleric. Moreover, at the stage that no more like the type of character, and manic-depressive psychosis. She just cried, and now laughs? Do not relax now sob again. Predicting it is impossible to stop - even more so. It is necessary to throw in his teeth and endure.
You're not a prince or something?
Creative woman would never have become so if I did not have a rich imagination. Therefore, all those around it mentally gives the necessary quality and satisfaction sums up: "Wow, what wonderful people around me." Of course, a man's own creative woman comes up very carefully. Sometimes she is interested in, and receive a copy with you has very little in common. Therefore, the conclusion of a favorite illusion into a reality to be very careful, and, ideally, it makes sense to leave things as they are. And play along. If she's an actress, figure out who she is now the losses, and develop and test partner. If she is an artist, and put this terrible tie, if it considers it beautiful. And if the writer, then just learn when to write "tsya" and when "tsya." And she might not see through you.
Objectivity
Forget the word. No, do not just forget. Stick this objective in any opening on their body. Forever. If the strange dark spots on the dirty linen is most reminiscent of a Rorschach test - it's the problem of your vision, not her talent. Just remember that she painted a great picture, wrote a brilliant book or beat Sarah Bernhardt. And if you do not think that your task is not to lie. Your task - inspired lie convincingly and long-winded. So that she did not suspect anything. And it will be suspect, do not hesitate, because reflection - her middle name
. Adrenaline
It is obvious that a woman needs a creative emotion. To work needed, not for self-indulgence. And what is the easiest way to get the emotions? Correct: Kabatsky ugly scandal. In order not to go crazy and kill her on the spot, it should be understood that it is not just dig down for no reason. She is having a breakfast. Here you have breakfast before going to work? And she too. And the fact that she has breakfast your brain, because you feel sorry for something?
Gen.
No, it can clean the toilet and stand in line. But at what cost. Just believe that doing so is very much cheaper.
crisis You have to understand that the people of creative professions constantly Bale some stupid people: stupid customers, producers stupid, stupid editors, gallery owners stupid - stupid people all around the world are going to clear your sun and let scold, insult, humiliate and not to take the job. This is a critical moment depends on you, if not all, then a lot. Do not try to psihoterapevtirovat favorite on the theme "Let's think about where you're wrong." She never made a mistake, okay? They're just stupid !!!
Bonus
But it never. No-coh-but not boring. In the end, you always have time to hang himself.
