Lawyer decided Cheating obtained from Dr. $ 100. Here is what to do Dr. Wise!

Chinese doctor could not find a job in US hospitals, so I decided to open my own small private clinic.

Before entering, he placed a poster with the inscription: "Get Treatment for $ 20 - we will give you $ 100 if the disease does not take place»

. American lawyer thought it was a good opportunity to earn $ 100, and went to the clinic.

There was such a dialogue.

Lawyer: "I have lost the taste»
. Chinese: "Sister, bring the medicine of №22 box and drip 3 drops in the mouth the patient»
. Lawyer: "Tfu! It's kerosene! »
Chinese: "Congratulations, your sense of taste returned. With you 20 dollars. »

Riley lawyer paid, but returned in a couple of days to get the money back.

Lawyer: "I lost my memory. I can not remember. »
Chinese: "Sister, bring the medicine of №22 box and drip 3 drops in the mouth the patient»
. Lawyer (irritably): "This is kerosene. You gave it to me when I came last time. »
Chinese: "Congratulations, your memory back. With you 20 dollars. »

Enraged lawyer gave him money, but he returned a week later to try to get $ 100.

Lawyer: "I have a very deteriorated vision. I almost can not see anything. »
Chinese: "Unfortunately, I have no medicines to treat this disease. Here, take your $ 100. »
Lawyer (staring at the note): "But it's $ 20, not 100!»
. Chinese: "Congratulations, your eyesight back. With you 20 dollars. »

: Marketium.ru

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