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10 unbearable colleagues who do not give you work quietly
Scientists have described these species, but that they do not yet know. Exterminate somehow inhuman, but also to work together is impossible. Man Boombox 
If he does not listen to music on your computer, then it is heard the buzzing of the headlights on reminder player, or he endlessly mumbling something in the headset, which does not leave. But worst of all, if he was released. This means that in blissful silence is about to hear a monstrous Up Forgotten mobile phone. And well even if the melody of "Boomer" because he often puts the call fun with "Humor-FM»!
Zhevastik
Usually Zhevastik circling between the refrigerator and microwave in the kitchen. Warms up something with fish or cabbage smell. And the smell will soon have to give your own workspace in the office, he has quite caught on. Dine, Zhevastik back at the computer, to loud champing to continue its cabbage meal at the monitor. Prints, he, by the way, very slowly, hampered crumbs.
Dad can
It is immersed in the problems of the countless families. Prints diploma niece orders online accessories for daughter's wedding, swears by phone with the mother, and constantly drags up and down trunks and bags with heirlooms in three-liter jar. Gradually, you find yourself in the know, and it seems that the summer will go to help him with a kitchen garden.
Cheerleader
Let's all dressed up in honor of St. Patrick's Day in green! Hooray! Let's lay out the Eiffel Tower out of staples! Hooray! Let's play volleyball crumpled pieces of paper! Rah-rah-rah! My God, is not a person, and some stoned hamster. Let sskormim his rats! Urauraurauraura!
Father Abbot
Guru with the charter worked here for 15 years and will come to your grave in their special working sneakers. He knows what angle should be copied, what time to light the lights and have some cactus better energy. You put in your tea, two lumps of sugar? You do not know whether what we have decided to put one on Tuesdays?
Knight cloak and dagger
Quiet and unobtrusive until the fatal blow. Wow, what have you got, Head-hunter are you reading? Cool vacancy. Congratulations on your recovery, great pictures in FB. Tai or Antalya? And who is with us in a coat walks "Sonia Rykiel" ha ha ha, why did you raise? I heard someone crying in the toilet. Oh, what are your eyes red, what happened !?
Diva
In the morning, she draws on her face woman. And the best at this time not to look at her. It is terrible, really. Especially when it turns forever for perfect hands. During the day she is testing the perfume. On you. At lunch distractedly nibbling forceps eyebrow. And in the evening: click-click-click - cut off a couple of meters of nails. So tomorrow will move acetone.
Scrooge
His actions go beyond the bounds of reasonable thrift. He spent hours studying catalogs Pyaterochka and Dixie, calculating the difference in prices for milk and potatoes. He wears a thing as long as they do not fall apart, then a little bit of wear, and then sells on Avito "slightly used / y." He goes to work on the bike before the January snowfall. And yes, it smells, because it calculated that a pack of wet wipes from Dixie is much cheaper a month washing in the shower.
Mrs. 'Oh it itself! "
She seemed to be doing nothing (in the sense of - indeed, can do nothing), and everything went wrong. Computer, chair, projector, coffee machine, cooler and its machine in the parking lot, lock your ...
Captain ...
It's you. No, really, if you read all the above and found his colleagues, this is exactly what they think of you who do not understand, always dissatisfied with something boring criticism. What do you always frown, you drive the nose and roll your eyes?
Well, actually, all of us has its disadvantages, but there are positive aspects should not forget about them! Work with pleasure!
If he does not listen to music on your computer, then it is heard the buzzing of the headlights on reminder player, or he endlessly mumbling something in the headset, which does not leave. But worst of all, if he was released. This means that in blissful silence is about to hear a monstrous Up Forgotten mobile phone. And well even if the melody of "Boomer" because he often puts the call fun with "Humor-FM»!
Zhevastik
Usually Zhevastik circling between the refrigerator and microwave in the kitchen. Warms up something with fish or cabbage smell. And the smell will soon have to give your own workspace in the office, he has quite caught on. Dine, Zhevastik back at the computer, to loud champing to continue its cabbage meal at the monitor. Prints, he, by the way, very slowly, hampered crumbs.
Dad can
It is immersed in the problems of the countless families. Prints diploma niece orders online accessories for daughter's wedding, swears by phone with the mother, and constantly drags up and down trunks and bags with heirlooms in three-liter jar. Gradually, you find yourself in the know, and it seems that the summer will go to help him with a kitchen garden.
Cheerleader
Let's all dressed up in honor of St. Patrick's Day in green! Hooray! Let's lay out the Eiffel Tower out of staples! Hooray! Let's play volleyball crumpled pieces of paper! Rah-rah-rah! My God, is not a person, and some stoned hamster. Let sskormim his rats! Urauraurauraura!
Father Abbot
Guru with the charter worked here for 15 years and will come to your grave in their special working sneakers. He knows what angle should be copied, what time to light the lights and have some cactus better energy. You put in your tea, two lumps of sugar? You do not know whether what we have decided to put one on Tuesdays?
Knight cloak and dagger
Quiet and unobtrusive until the fatal blow. Wow, what have you got, Head-hunter are you reading? Cool vacancy. Congratulations on your recovery, great pictures in FB. Tai or Antalya? And who is with us in a coat walks "Sonia Rykiel" ha ha ha, why did you raise? I heard someone crying in the toilet. Oh, what are your eyes red, what happened !?
Diva
In the morning, she draws on her face woman. And the best at this time not to look at her. It is terrible, really. Especially when it turns forever for perfect hands. During the day she is testing the perfume. On you. At lunch distractedly nibbling forceps eyebrow. And in the evening: click-click-click - cut off a couple of meters of nails. So tomorrow will move acetone.
Scrooge
His actions go beyond the bounds of reasonable thrift. He spent hours studying catalogs Pyaterochka and Dixie, calculating the difference in prices for milk and potatoes. He wears a thing as long as they do not fall apart, then a little bit of wear, and then sells on Avito "slightly used / y." He goes to work on the bike before the January snowfall. And yes, it smells, because it calculated that a pack of wet wipes from Dixie is much cheaper a month washing in the shower.
Mrs. 'Oh it itself! "
She seemed to be doing nothing (in the sense of - indeed, can do nothing), and everything went wrong. Computer, chair, projector, coffee machine, cooler and its machine in the parking lot, lock your ...
Captain ...
It's you. No, really, if you read all the above and found his colleagues, this is exactly what they think of you who do not understand, always dissatisfied with something boring criticism. What do you always frown, you drive the nose and roll your eyes?
Well, actually, all of us has its disadvantages, but there are positive aspects should not forget about them! Work with pleasure!
