If a woman crying. Memo men

1. First, try to find out whose is crying woman. When a woman is someone, to comfort her safe. If a woman is a draw, take it yourself. Now, if she continues to cry, it will be absolutely clear that this is happiness.

2. When a woman weeps your personal, do not leave her alone. And all around, and just think that it is a draw. Be it as close and attentive. Stand back no further than the distance to where her voice will not be heard, and not lose sight of - use binoculars.

3. Questions that can not be set for women in tears:
"What do you want?»
"Who is to blame?»
"What to do?»
The answer to the first question hurt the wallet, but the last two - the ego.

4. In response to women's tears did not have anywhere to run. No need to save anyone. No need to punish anyone. Necessarily prove that the rescue and punish had quite the contrary.

5. The practice of giving gifts sad woman - flawed. Better post a pack of handkerchiefs. Remember, it is necessary to give gifts only cheerful woman. Thus produced a useful reflex and installing a pleasant character.

6. If you comply with all of the above rules, and the woman continues to cry with you and does not go to the next, so she really needs your comfort. Demonstrate her sad, but the person concerned. For this it is necessary to postpone the binoculars and come closer.

7. Optional listen to what is said sobbing woman. The main thing - is to pause and sigh softly priobnimat between them.

8. aerobatics will be fired by the time unshaven cheek tear At this point, a woman forgets about their own troubles and fright begins to comfort you.

Bonus. If the crying man. Memo to women.

1. Try to be tactful. Pretend not to notice the men restrained sobs.

2. If insufficiently restrained sobbing - pat the man on the shoulder and said, "Well, well!"

3. If a man continues to cry, check the diaper and let the chest