7 silly phrases women that men do not understand

via Petrick13
Accordingly, 7 phrases:

1. & quot; Everything is good. & Quot; We read all just bad, and you have to try to shake it out of me.





2. "I'm not fat?" Read: I'm a little doubt about his appearance on this, no matter what you think, just tell me I'm beautiful and smehualnaya.



3. "I guess I'll just have a salad." It reads: I'm so hungry that would eat two Big Mac, but unfortunately I have to look like a real lady.



4. "I'm almost ready to go, wait a second." It reads: You can take a nap while I'll wake you when I'm ready to go.



5. "I'm not annoying?" Read: I know that annoys you, but I can not help it. Just accept it.



6. "It's not you, I just have a lot of work." Read: I do not like. Leave me alone. I'm just trying to be polite to you.



7. "There is nothing wrong in the fact that you spend time with his ex-girlfriend." It reads: If it is to you touches a finger, I'll tear her eyes and make her eat them.



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