I caught a taxi driver today.

I was standing with a cigarette, I catch a wheelbarrow. Opel pulls a decent, driving a person of Slavic origin. We agree on a price, ask:
 - With a cigarette you can?
 - Better not.
Ok, I throw a cigarette, sit down.
 - You would not smoke, it is harmful.
 - To each his own.
 - Do you want to tell you how I quit smoking?
He reaches for the glove compartment open, and there are several books of Alain Carr. Well fucked, think well go far :)) silence. Go to the "How to Quit Smoking," and puts it in his pocket doors.
 - And you know that I still drink and threw seven years ago? Actually, I did not drink up to 30 years, then tasted and away we go! And 7 years ago I gave up!
 - They say people start drinking later in life, then thumps heavily.
 - I helped book!
Well finally fucked up, I think. Half way passed, Fuuuh! I did not want to join with him in a discussion about the harm of smoking and booze, because I knew it was useless. The man was sure he was right, brought the books so that any, including reasonable refutation of his theory evasively replied softly-softly and bent his line.





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As Vadyuha "You ran into the sect of Alain Kara!»



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