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Report of his life, not bad ....
Old, but after NG good =)
My last year
Jobs:
In the morning I went to work - 248 times.
He came to work that morning - 196 times.
Something did there - 28 times.
Is late from lunch - 136 times.
Do not be late to dinner - 9 times.
I dine in the workplace and to sleep in the same place - 65 times.
I asked in accounting salary - 24 times.
Kneeling at the box office - 12 times for 3, 5 hours (total 42 hours).
Gave salary - 9 times (but not me). He received a salary - 3 times.
He brought home a salary - to be confirmed.
He quarreled with the head - 95 times.
From them, he scolded me - 94 times, I scolded him - 1 times.
Fired from work - 1 times (but miserably). 2. FAMILY LIFE
2.1. Household chores.
He scored a nail - 1 times.
Washed dishes - 2 times (of 5 items).
Repairing a tank in the toilet - 1 times.
He fell from a barrel in tualete- 1 times.
Buying a new tank - 1 times.
I call a plumber - 1 times.
He drank the last - 2 times (with a break for sleep).
I wanted to fix his wife's sewing machine - 3 times.
My wife was frightened and hid the car - 3 times.
He offended and left the house. because they do not understand the thin man's soul - 5 times.
2.2. The temperature in the apartment.
In the summer - 31 degrees.
In winter - 13 degrees.
The average for the year - 22 degrees.
Housing department said that the average temperature is correct. While my dog is mad from the heat, and the cat is frozen to the battery.
2.3. Quiet family joy.
I cursed his beloved wife's mother Violetta Sergeevna fool - 144 times, a goat - 362 times ragged goat - 516 times mymra - 1902 times.
3. Other.
To vote in elections - 4 times.
I chose my candidate - 0 people.
Little boy helped solve the problem of arithmetic - 1 times (two days for 6 hours. The hell is not decided).
He fights with bullies:
I hit - 1 time,
they hit me - 28 times.
I won! .. They ran away, and I was left :. on the ground.
He cheated on his wife - 5 times.
Among them: a neighbor at the cottage - 2 times,
with colleagues at work - 2 times,
with a casual acquaintance - 1 times. (Mark 5 times - mentally).
Herbs "bodyazhnoe" vodka - 2 times. I looked at myself in the mirror and cried - 1 times.
And nothing more significant for the year did not happen. God grant that the next one was not worse.
My last year
Jobs:
In the morning I went to work - 248 times.
He came to work that morning - 196 times.
Something did there - 28 times.
Is late from lunch - 136 times.
Do not be late to dinner - 9 times.
I dine in the workplace and to sleep in the same place - 65 times.
I asked in accounting salary - 24 times.
Kneeling at the box office - 12 times for 3, 5 hours (total 42 hours).
Gave salary - 9 times (but not me). He received a salary - 3 times.
He brought home a salary - to be confirmed.
He quarreled with the head - 95 times.
From them, he scolded me - 94 times, I scolded him - 1 times.
Fired from work - 1 times (but miserably). 2. FAMILY LIFE
2.1. Household chores.
He scored a nail - 1 times.
Washed dishes - 2 times (of 5 items).
Repairing a tank in the toilet - 1 times.
He fell from a barrel in tualete- 1 times.
Buying a new tank - 1 times.
I call a plumber - 1 times.
He drank the last - 2 times (with a break for sleep).
I wanted to fix his wife's sewing machine - 3 times.
My wife was frightened and hid the car - 3 times.
He offended and left the house. because they do not understand the thin man's soul - 5 times.
2.2. The temperature in the apartment.
In the summer - 31 degrees.
In winter - 13 degrees.
The average for the year - 22 degrees.
Housing department said that the average temperature is correct. While my dog is mad from the heat, and the cat is frozen to the battery.
2.3. Quiet family joy.
I cursed his beloved wife's mother Violetta Sergeevna fool - 144 times, a goat - 362 times ragged goat - 516 times mymra - 1902 times.
3. Other.
To vote in elections - 4 times.
I chose my candidate - 0 people.
Little boy helped solve the problem of arithmetic - 1 times (two days for 6 hours. The hell is not decided).
He fights with bullies:
I hit - 1 time,
they hit me - 28 times.
I won! .. They ran away, and I was left :. on the ground.
He cheated on his wife - 5 times.
Among them: a neighbor at the cottage - 2 times,
with colleagues at work - 2 times,
with a casual acquaintance - 1 times. (Mark 5 times - mentally).
Herbs "bodyazhnoe" vodka - 2 times. I looked at myself in the mirror and cried - 1 times.
And nothing more significant for the year did not happen. God grant that the next one was not worse.
