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If you have trouble with the police
IMPORTANT !!!
Never insult police officers. And do not try to influence them physically or God forbid threatening. They are, after all, and in the performance of their capacity otpizdit you more than you have them. Talk to them should be clearly and politely, with a sweet smile, but very tough. And more refer to the law "On Police" and any other laws. Most cops still do not know the laws.
First Things First assess the situation. If you really are in a heap (dismembered old woman, robbed the apartment and killed 18 people, shot gun ment of children to death, you've found a ton of heroin and six warheads from the C-300) is better to shut up and listen to what you say cops. It is desirable to build itself from angels and all kind show that whore ass will tear, but do everything you have to want (eg blow).
If you are sure they are right (or done something not so terrible for what you do not give 15 days), and the cops-goats, bespredelschik and ugly, then we must act according to the following schedule. (That you certainly can not help, but at least you have a chance. And certainly will remain unharmed).
1. Dial a deep breath and take a very confident person.
2. Very tverdno, but ultimately correct Require employees to introduce themselves and to produce documents. As long as they do not do any documents, things they do not give and do not show and do not talk to them. 3. Immediately type 02 (from mobile phones can be 112 or 749 502) and tell the operator literally: "My name is John Doe. I want ostavitu waistband complaint against the police officers' need to talk loudly to be heard by the police. Skipped represent and do not get fooled, if the operator will try instead to take you to bridge the complaint department where these damn employees come in large numbers. The complaint must be brief and necessarily in the complaint should be the phrase "death threats" all the talk in 02 written, no responsibility for those words you do not personally bear (well, except that in front of you) and after this phrase, the cops will pray to you accidentally scratch on the face does not appear.
4. Once the complaint is accepted, she will tell you the terms of consideration and support you the standard "you have the right to" require of her soedinitv you on duty in the district of the area where you are. The operator is obliged to do so. Hearing the voice of duty, strictly demand that this was the duty (often the phone fit any stupid pripezdni) then strictly require of duty to introduce themselves and tell meaningful yeah ... like write ... Then imagine and clearly, without snot and water set out the situation. In the course of the conversation can be so casually mention any of his relative, who (the president, prime minister, sekretal UN chief chieftain AhuelloVasche northern Ecuador). All Cops are trained to intimidate people and rude. Even if the duty fuck sent you and say that you do right now would be killed - I do not believe. The call came through 02 and all conversations are written again. To cover his ass, he will contact with these asshole and find out what was wrong. If assholes plans were srubits your bubble or pobespredelnichat, he will give them pizdyuley and you immediately released. If you have assholes what trailers are to flame and zavisemosti of the principle and the title of assholes you either released or not.
5. Call back 02 and let us know what you are allowed to appeal, you have linked the duty of the district, but he was unable to help you and ask to connect with the duty of the city. Then get on duty quite easily, it is necessary to find out his name, and ask to connect with him. Will have to wait. It is usually very busy.
Describe the problem and its attendant ask intrude. It can be a little pity hearth ...
The duty of the city in the first place puts all the pussy. They are so accepted. Then he begins to find out Che happened. If you're right, but there is an asshole. Asshole will dopa anyway. If the issue is controversial, it will have to proceed.
6. The most extreme option. Score more vuzduha call duty and the Russian Interior Ministry. 02 not soednyaet. Call 239-08-45. Very clearly and seriously explain the problem, find out the name of duty and actually write it. MIA does not like the police department, so probably all probelmy solved, unless again you are not caught for rape Senior Sergeant PSBs.
That is all you need if you act immediately and in the yard the night. All of these services are running around the clock.
If that day and the situation is complicated - just captains call.
Direct phone will not let you know why. Call the reception and in a panic somehow presented (king, god, clear honey, a great-nephew of George W. Bush, I am the president, to fuck you all in the asshole) and require immediate report to the boss that you call ... The secretary is always reported and usually if the question less distinct, the bosses take the tube, and then it all depends on your ability to talk to people.
Phones chiefs of district and regional police department and the police department will be pleased to prompt 02.
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Never insult police officers. And do not try to influence them physically or God forbid threatening. They are, after all, and in the performance of their capacity otpizdit you more than you have them. Talk to them should be clearly and politely, with a sweet smile, but very tough. And more refer to the law "On Police" and any other laws. Most cops still do not know the laws.
First Things First assess the situation. If you really are in a heap (dismembered old woman, robbed the apartment and killed 18 people, shot gun ment of children to death, you've found a ton of heroin and six warheads from the C-300) is better to shut up and listen to what you say cops. It is desirable to build itself from angels and all kind show that whore ass will tear, but do everything you have to want (eg blow).
If you are sure they are right (or done something not so terrible for what you do not give 15 days), and the cops-goats, bespredelschik and ugly, then we must act according to the following schedule. (That you certainly can not help, but at least you have a chance. And certainly will remain unharmed).
1. Dial a deep breath and take a very confident person.
2. Very tverdno, but ultimately correct Require employees to introduce themselves and to produce documents. As long as they do not do any documents, things they do not give and do not show and do not talk to them. 3. Immediately type 02 (from mobile phones can be 112 or 749 502) and tell the operator literally: "My name is John Doe. I want ostavitu waistband complaint against the police officers' need to talk loudly to be heard by the police. Skipped represent and do not get fooled, if the operator will try instead to take you to bridge the complaint department where these damn employees come in large numbers. The complaint must be brief and necessarily in the complaint should be the phrase "death threats" all the talk in 02 written, no responsibility for those words you do not personally bear (well, except that in front of you) and after this phrase, the cops will pray to you accidentally scratch on the face does not appear.
4. Once the complaint is accepted, she will tell you the terms of consideration and support you the standard "you have the right to" require of her soedinitv you on duty in the district of the area where you are. The operator is obliged to do so. Hearing the voice of duty, strictly demand that this was the duty (often the phone fit any stupid pripezdni) then strictly require of duty to introduce themselves and tell meaningful yeah ... like write ... Then imagine and clearly, without snot and water set out the situation. In the course of the conversation can be so casually mention any of his relative, who (the president, prime minister, sekretal UN chief chieftain AhuelloVasche northern Ecuador). All Cops are trained to intimidate people and rude. Even if the duty fuck sent you and say that you do right now would be killed - I do not believe. The call came through 02 and all conversations are written again. To cover his ass, he will contact with these asshole and find out what was wrong. If assholes plans were srubits your bubble or pobespredelnichat, he will give them pizdyuley and you immediately released. If you have assholes what trailers are to flame and zavisemosti of the principle and the title of assholes you either released or not.
5. Call back 02 and let us know what you are allowed to appeal, you have linked the duty of the district, but he was unable to help you and ask to connect with the duty of the city. Then get on duty quite easily, it is necessary to find out his name, and ask to connect with him. Will have to wait. It is usually very busy.
Describe the problem and its attendant ask intrude. It can be a little pity hearth ...
The duty of the city in the first place puts all the pussy. They are so accepted. Then he begins to find out Che happened. If you're right, but there is an asshole. Asshole will dopa anyway. If the issue is controversial, it will have to proceed.
6. The most extreme option. Score more vuzduha call duty and the Russian Interior Ministry. 02 not soednyaet. Call 239-08-45. Very clearly and seriously explain the problem, find out the name of duty and actually write it. MIA does not like the police department, so probably all probelmy solved, unless again you are not caught for rape Senior Sergeant PSBs.
That is all you need if you act immediately and in the yard the night. All of these services are running around the clock.
If that day and the situation is complicated - just captains call.
Direct phone will not let you know why. Call the reception and in a panic somehow presented (king, god, clear honey, a great-nephew of George W. Bush, I am the president, to fuck you all in the asshole) and require immediate report to the boss that you call ... The secretary is always reported and usually if the question less distinct, the bosses take the tube, and then it all depends on your ability to talk to people.
Phones chiefs of district and regional police department and the police department will be pleased to prompt 02.
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